Don’t apoligize! Thanks for encouraging my head-canon.

Princess Carolyn is a pink cat, not a purple one #FangirlNitpick

“This doesn’t offend me.”

“Frankly, judging by our attendance numbers, we thought we could slip this right by, and nobody would notice. Randy, in Accounting, thought it would be a pretty cool trick to see if we could get away with it. Dunno why we listened to him. He's not very funny and he's even worse at accounting. Why the fuck he's still…

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Dunkaroos were almost the greatest thing ever, second only to these guys:

-Capri sun makes for an EXCELLENT vodka mixer. I am a heterosexual male, I swear.

Oatmeal Cream Pies in the refrigerator are a godsend.

Right up there with; “when is the straight pride parade?”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

He had a better PED regiment/better hidden motor than the rest of the field.

This movie was at 11:50am on a Saturday. If you wish to avoid children at the movie theatre, a weekend matinee might not be the best time to attend.

Darren Sharper is a lot less dangerous in 2-D.

I just glanced at the headline and the picture and I was like, what is Purdue doing playing in a Czech summer league?

(Here’s a translated version, but if anyone out there knows Czech, get at us in the comments.)

An entirely fair, and necessary, question.