Skip Bayless probably already said it. No one watches FS1 long enough to know.

Not a lot of time to read and think when you leave your home at 14 to play in Ontario.

They... Uh... protected Halliburton, I guess?

Chopped .Gif feels appropriate...

Correct! I believe Bill and Hillary have an open marriage, and they’ve stayed together because they’re each other’s intellectual equal. It makes total sense that Weiner and Abedin have a similar arrangement.

Would pro-flaggers care as much if Kaepernick was still bounding all over throwing darts to receivers? Or would he get Camed pretty hard anyway?

That’s assuming 7 days a week. Wouldn’t it be a five or six day week? I’d assume they get a day off every now and then.

They’re talking about the COUNTRY. Not the Government that runs the COUNTRY and builds the roads and polices the streets and provides the military that flies over NFL games and regulates the airwaves that play COUNTRY.

Dude flopped SUPER hard when that eight-year-old took his legs out.

I hope so too. Although, getting your brain jammed into your skull every down can’t be helpful to his condition.

Although hypothyroidism can cause psychiatric symptoms and concussions are nothing to brush off, does this dude really think a multi-millionare doesn’t have access to health care?

Imagine what the TAX PAYER FUNDED eye drops and Benadryl will do to the deficit...

Does it need to be “early adult onset?” I thought schizophrenia usually presented about that time. Or are their different types of schizophrenia?

You’re not wasting money if you spend on TV. You’re just targeting old people. You know, the demographic that always votes and didn’t care for your candidate?

I’m going to call it “The Grate” because separating solid debris from the sewer is a fantastic metaphor for Sox fans.

That level of protest seems like overkill. Why not organize a campus employee walk out? Or a march to protest fossil fuel investment? There is such thing as tact.

I thought my childhood was great because I got Darkwing Duck toys...

If you think supplements are in anyway regulated or safe, please read:

You can make an arguement for the shoe/Gatorade endorsement, but the NCAA would never approve a supplement endorsement. That’s way too close to steroids and isn’t scientifically backed.

I’m 90% sure no strength and conditioning coach has merited an endorsement.