Long may Deadspin reign! (To keep that Magary Chopped .gif relevant. It’s cool that your staff can feed themselves too, or whatever)

FACT: Ash is a terrible cock fighter.

If they shit canned him as a writer they’d shit can him as a producer. He might still be credited because of contract stuff, but that dude is out the door.

Theo is also a connoisseur of shitty, controversial music videos.

Bilesian? I think we can start calling it Bilesian.

The reason Star Wars and Indy have their own identities? Anyone who grew up with them in the 30's is 70 or dead. Each generation recycles stuff from their past. Star Wars drew a lot of criticism for ripping off Flash Gordon serials when it came out. Ironically, the Flash Gordon movie then ripped off Star Wars.

Way to back up that claim with evidence.

Oh yeah, because Bronze is totally better than Gold.

If he wasn’t the GOAT of cycling he was certainly the GOAT of doping.

“I don’t know if I’m cut out for a world where you get fights based on how pretty you are and how much you talk, not necessarily what you’ve done in the ring.”

You’re allowed to be an asshole as long as you WIN, dumbass.

“What if we did Zorro, but like again, with bats and a new actor.”

There’s a non-Moranis version of Little Shop?

Reboots might as well be remakes if the franchise is old enough. That’s why I coined Rebootmake. I don’t think there’s much of a difference between the two.

Alright... Then don’t complain.

So, there are no original stories. “Stop making remakes. They’re unoriginal” is a dumb arguement. The remakes have the same ability to add new things. The scaffolding is a little narrower, but an artist can reimagine a character by making them a different race or gender like they did with Ghostbusters, or add an…

Please. Explain it to me oh mighty Jezebel commenter.

They add new elements to remakes. Ghostbusters adds a lot more pop-culture references and more than two female characters. Fury Road adds a strong female story (and being awesome). The Nolan Batman remakes make him realistic. Star Wars 7 (a soft rebootmake) adds actual diversity to the human characters. The Thing adds…

What’s the difference? Hollywood has always remade movies with the same name. They go in cycles. 70's-80's were about 50's nostalgia. Now it’s about 80's-90's nostalgia. In 20 years it’ll be about 00's-10's nostalgia, but the Transformers will be real because we made actual robot cars.

Where did you get that from what I wrote? I simply said the “’remakes are bad’ is a stupid line or arguement” not “boy, hollywood’s institutional racism and misogyny need to continue.”