Please. Explain it to me oh mighty Jezebel commenter.

They add new elements to remakes. Ghostbusters adds a lot more pop-culture references and more than two female characters. Fury Road adds a strong female story (and being awesome). The Nolan Batman remakes make him realistic. Star Wars 7 (a soft rebootmake) adds actual diversity to the human characters. The Thing adds…

What’s the difference? Hollywood has always remade movies with the same name. They go in cycles. 70's-80's were about 50's nostalgia. Now it’s about 80's-90's nostalgia. In 20 years it’ll be about 00's-10's nostalgia, but the Transformers will be real because we made actual robot cars.

Where did you get that from what I wrote? I simply said the “’remakes are bad’ is a stupid line or arguement” not “boy, hollywood’s institutional racism and misogyny need to continue.”

? Like, 5% of art is new. The rest is recycled shit. Shakespeare, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Batman... Everything you hold dear is just a rehash of something else. Shakespeare borrowed heavily from Italian stories and history. Indiana Jones is an homage to 30's adventure serials. Star Wars is a mishmash of samurai…

This is the correctest thing in the comments.

$9 says he already had Grindr on his phone...

I’m glad Hope Solo proves it’s not just men we forget are horrific abusers if they’re good at sports.

“Yeah. That looks right. I’m sure this won’t be a problem.”

“Maybe you should murder my opponent.”

In the previous movies, Rock and Vin had a contract that neither could lose the fight to the other. There’s some macho bullshit between the two.

I’ve been lucky enough to be around for 10 Chicago championships (including the once a century baseball one). Yet, I know I will die without the Bears winning another Super Bowl.

It’s pretty safe to assume that all athletes at that high a level are on something. Cortisol is a steroid and Advil can improve your performance by blocking pain receptors. Athletes should be able to use PEDs. I want to see what happens when you give a super human drugs to exceed their potential. Shit is magic. 1998…

He wasn’t named by any official source... Just the defensive end on the Seahawks.

Tight burn.

Some of my favorite childhood memories are going to matinees with my mom to see films I knew were terrible as a child.

We don’t get purses. What if I want to carry a multi-tool, wallet, keys, cellphone, charger, pain relievers, and sunscreen? I have to be prepared for any situation.

That’s not cynicism. That’s the correct response to any NFL bullshit.

Does your boss pay you?

Everyone should have an irrational of Jared Leto.