You know, I think I am more offended by the expectation of an unpaid maid than an unpaid sex slave. Cause there is a small chance the sex slave might derive pleasure from it. There is zero chance anyone will get off cleaning for no pay.

Seriously. I've seen too many "Looking for a maid who is also willing to be a sex slave. The pay is zero, but you know, no rent/discounted rent*" to think this is crazy by now. And I don't even go on CL, I just see what is mocked on other sites.

Wait, Kesha said her vagina is haunted?

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

The View, The Talk, The Real. I want better show names, dammit!

Kara Walker is amazing — her work is violent, sexual (in an icky way), and uncomfortable. It should be, its about how horrible humans can be to one another. She would be the absolute last person to be surprised by people interacting with her art in a gross way. From what I know about her, she doesn't buy into the…

I feel like this story would have been better with the mystery.

As someone who has a dude, not a weapon, but that dude works overnight quite frequently, this SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

"THIS is why us rubes don't mind our flyover states as much as you'd imagine..."

Is there anything creepier and sadder than a person pining for a someone they dated when they were 14, while the other person has gone through a marriage, child birth and divorce?

#yesallwomen

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

#yesallwomen

So - are you actually saying that people believe Milk Does a Body Good, Campbell's Soup is MMM Good, Cocoa Puffs can raise immunity to childhood diseases, PomJuice can help you cheat death...etc...and the list goes on and on.

Brilliant. I love when people decide to do something and power through.

One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'

Does anything else really need to be said?

Usually the only things projected on my desserts are my body image issues so this is definitely a step in the right direction.