I guess me being funny did not show through. I happen to love Mary Janes and short of no one making them anymore (heck, even then, I might take a gander at shoe making if that were to happen), I will wear them until I die.

lol I was being pretend-catty. You must call someone a bitch when catty-duh! How dare she insult a classic footware staple in every woman’s closet? Mary Janes are still around for a reason-they are the best!

@Karyn Polewaczyk Uh, excuse me? Mary Janes are forever, bitch. lol

I know this is not really an excuse but there is an incredible amount of pressure that brides, and grooms, feel during/pre wedding, which turns people nuts. Have some empathy (unless she was being exceptionally cruel).

Does he have an album out or something?

It is really hard for me to cry for this reason. My nasal passages swell, my eyes swell, my ears feel full so if I have work or school or some event I’m screwed because all those remedies to reduce swelling don’t work very well on me. I guess I’ll have to take a vacation so I can cry and be less swollen by the time I…

Just another nut job.

Wow, that’s all pretty shitty product. I think you can get something similar to that awful, gaudy necklace at Kohl’s in the clearance aisle for $15.00. Anyone who buys this crap just because a celebrity endorses it, even when it’s hideous, is a deluded bumkin’ trying impress the neighbors-who clearly are clearly…

Best title ever. Sorry, Kylie, but one thing that doesn’t change after puberty—-your lip size.

If he is fun, has a decent sense of humor, you can have a decent conversation during dinner and has a good (healthy) work ethic and you guys have a good to great sex life, and treats you with respect then just forget about everything else.

Do you think every yahoo who does something shitty is going to shout out, “Oh, by the way, I’m a satanist?” I knew people who pretended they were christian but I knew they were in fact satanists and they were JUST as shitty as the other hypocrite religious twats.

Totally. Although to tell you the truth a group such as an atheist group who fights for human rights would probably inspire more christian hate than the satanists because at least satanists believe in religion.

How is that so? I’m not a religious person at all but Jesus seemed like a cool guy and he respected women as well.

I guess the greedy bitch couldn’t wait until she was married to kill him for the life insurance?

A friend of the family just died at 39 from a heart attack. She was the only child and so her parents have out survived her.

All you need is 1 day to see the most magnificent sunset in Oahu,Hawaii where you literally feel bathed in golden light, or 1 day to experience the multicolored closing of the day on the Venice canal as tamed water laps your gondola, or 1 day to see the silhouettes of the pagodas, amid the greenery, in the Bali…

lol Pretty funny. If only I could stomach the sodium filled, processed cured excuse for meat sandwiches at Arbys.

Why is she wearing a Hot Dog on a Stick uniform?

Eat my ahole, jerkoff!!!

Wow. I know that we saw the same movie but I just realized that I am terribly unobservant and maybe narcissistic because everyone else in that movie faded away as I watched Ha skip, stumble and glide through her moments. But your assessment was so true, and you expressed it perfectly. You are quite a good writer!