From your headline, I thought there was a mass shooting at the NRA conference. That would be irony.

37mph is slow enough that it’s unlikely to explode a pedestrian’s head or anything. I guess if this leads to fewer high speed chases, this is good? The trackers look big and obvious enough to limit most creeptastic uses.

Are you calling Diddy or Sting a one-hit-wonder? Neither one is a one-hit-wonder.

So you know how every time you turn on the radio or are in a store or something and a song comes on and you’re like, “Oh, no, not this shit again?” Well, that’s why Chris DeBurgh can buy himself a Ferrari made of cocaine every single week. 

It’s poetic justice that a mega corp used the policies championed and enacted by the GOP for decades to shut little Ronnie down like a child.

Please note this post is an adaptation of this much cleaner tweet:

Can we wait until he splits DeSantis’ vote though?

(and also after maybe a few rounds of various court cases)

That would be the best for everybody. Tax payers don’t need to be on the hook for his prison stay.

Yes, but he has money so they’ll look the other way.

Can he just have a fucking aneurysm already? Christ, what a whiny loser.

I’m not a lawyer, but is that kind of speech not an attempt to obstruct justice?

To steal a phrase- LOCK HIM UP.

Including being 38 and living with his mom. At least he has a room upstairs? But yeah, really living up to the stereotypes here. 

Now before everybody jumps on here and says he looks like what you’d expect a 4Chan tough guy to look like, hear me out...

He looks exactly like I would expect a 4Chant tough guy to look like.

Agreed. The game exists and a lot of work has been put into it. The people working on it clearly want to make a good game. It’s just the victim of poor management and endless feature creep.

The update—which introduced a bunch of stuff, so much that they made a trailer for it

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F*ck these people…

Sounds like a bunch of mad scalpers, boomers, NIMBYs, and pavement princes reminding us that they have problems too. But if these guys are making a big deal out of this, it sounds like 0-60 in 3.5 seconds from an SUV won’t make them happy, therefore it’s likely that nothing will.