I love that they literally crammed 4 entire movies into High On Life. You can watch Tammy/Tanny & the T-Rex on the TV, Vampire Hookers, as well as Blood Harvest (that fucking clown lives in my head rent-free), and then if you buy the Warp-Disk of the movie theater, you can watch Demon Wind from any seat in the…

Do you want a Winchester Mystery House?

So many hardships for this (checks notes) scion of two billionaire families.

Mexico got the real war on drugs.

two gunships were shot down after taking on “a significant number of impacts.”

Real Housewives of Cell Block D could really bring in the ratings.

This is some insane video game shit. Imagine being a pawn here thinking you’re a hero, where you die on a runway getting shot trying to break a drug kingpin’s son out of jail. Good on the military here, but this whole thing feels so crazy to me in my safe white American suburb. 

I would think “guaranteed by the FDIC” nullifies “unsecured” rather nicely. I’m guessing you’re playing a semantics game, but in the real world, money in the bank is money I will always be able to access.  US Bank is not going to up and take my money and claim it’s theirs.

She’s going to have to hire Kevin Costner now for some security details.

Provided you don’t mind the risk of having a complication that has a little complication.

Yes, but as you pointed out: crypto isn’t a bank and the industry has done its best to avoid the same regulations and oversight that banks face.

For most people, your home address is easily found online thru a variety of sources (real estate, voting, etc...). 

There are small but dedicated internet communities convinced that Gamestop is being put down by corrupt corporations, and that it should actually have a trillion dollar valuation or something. r/Superstonk and r/GME are the big ones. They did the same thing for AMC.

While I certainly enjoy watching crypto bros suffer, I think a side issue to this is the nature of user/license agreements.  It should not be legal (IMO) for companies to pop up license agreements that no layperson is going to understand and force them to click Accept to use the thing they’ve paid for, particularly…

“... allegedly helmed a telemarketing scheme that defrauded thousands of dollars from elderly people.”

Scamming elderly people? She’s a real piece of shit. 

Why would I ever want to deposit my assets in a bank, and have someone else have possession of my money, when I could instead deposit those same assets into the “digital wallet” of a “crypto exchange” where I can own “my” money, at least up until the “company” folds and takes it to absolve their own staggering debt?

There have been repeated rumblings of late that we’re in the middle of a recession, but so many financial indicators currently are mixed bags (interest rates are stupid high, stock market is generally flat, jobs growth is pretty good, real estate is flattening out, wages are going up) that if we are in a recession, it…

Wait... This guy was still betting on Gamestop a year and a half AFTER the whole “let’s fuck with the vulture capitalists” ended?

If you say you want a Coke and the restaurant only carries Pepsi products, the AI will add a Pepsi to your order.