I love that they literally crammed 4 entire movies into High On Life. You can watch Tammy/Tanny & the T-Rex on the TV, Vampire Hookers, as well as Blood Harvest (that fucking clown lives in my head rent-free), and then if you buy the Warp-Disk of the movie theater, you can watch Demon Wind from any seat in the…

Do you want a Winchester Mystery House?

So many hardships for this (checks notes) scion of two billionaire families.

Mexico got the real war on drugs.

two gunships were shot down after taking on “a significant number of impacts.”

Real Housewives of Cell Block D could really bring in the ratings.

This is some insane video game shit. Imagine being a pawn here thinking you’re a hero, where you die on a runway getting shot trying to break a drug kingpin’s son out of jail. Good on the military here, but this whole thing feels so crazy to me in my safe white American suburb. 

Provided you don’t mind the risk of having a complication that has a little complication.

There are small but dedicated internet communities convinced that Gamestop is being put down by corrupt corporations, and that it should actually have a trillion dollar valuation or something. r/Superstonk and r/GME are the big ones. They did the same thing for AMC.

“... allegedly helmed a telemarketing scheme that defrauded thousands of dollars from elderly people.”

Scamming elderly people? She’s a real piece of shit. 

Had a co worker do something like this.  She stole $80k via fradulent wire transfers to her OWN account. Like at least send it to a bank account with some distance from yourself not your personal account.

Fraud like this is so common in the Corporate World that companies are more concerned about employees stealing stuff than consumers. 

Wait... This guy was still betting on Gamestop a year and a half AFTER the whole “let’s fuck with the vulture capitalists” ended?

I didn’t realize you could simultaneously successfully steal this much money and product while also creating this many giant red flashing arrows pointing at yourself. It’s impressive in its own brash and stupid way.

They mention Superman III in Office Space.

So... how long until Superman III sues Office Space for meme theft?

Guy sure is talkative for someone with absolutely no mention of a lawyer.

I’m sorry this is just … odd. I mean, yes standards have obviously changed over time, as evidenced by the fact that all us Gen Xers on here watched this in 9th grade English. (My teacher, a white Christian lady, preemptively admonished us to grow up and not giggle, this was Zeffirelli and Shakespeare for crying out…

If you say you want a Coke and the restaurant only carries Pepsi products, the AI will add a Pepsi to your order.