Why don’t y’all just do a feature called “Ask a Trucker”? I’m sure I’m not the only one on here who drives commercial truck for a living; I’m also a driver trainer. 

Like, is it me, or are NFTs just another fucking pyramid scheme?

Maybe it’s just me, but I read “play to have fun” as “PlAy To HaVe FuN.” It’s nice to know what the heads of these companies think of the people who keep them swimming in cash.

Fuck off.

Would you have preferred that the absolute monster Trump won?

He should be made to clean up the mess by himself, carrying parts of the plane to the nearest road to be trucked away.

Don’t you mean “shocked yellow lightning mouse face”? You trying to get us all sued?

2021 version: you died of a vaccine preventable disease because you don't understand the wealth of information at your fingertips.

The Oregon Trail is now celebrating its 50th birthday and, in fact, the first video game franchise to survive half a century.

(I’ve never heard of someone working as a freelance salesperson)

“Freelance salesman” as in “This guy owes fines and restitution that will get taken if we pay him legitimately, so we give him cash under the table”

Dealer needs to either pay back the kid of give him a car, full stop. Their first fuckup was hiring this con man, and their second fuckup was letting him pull this stunt right under their noses. Either that or the whole dealer is run by con artists, which isn’t unlikely.

In my experience it takes months to get the title when you buy from a dealer. They don’t give it to you right on the lot, they mail it to you later.

I paid cash for a car and they threw on temp tags and told me it would probably be 2-3 weeks before I got the title in the mail. My temp tags expired before I ever saw that title, I ended up getting a ticket because they dragged their feet mailing a piece of paper. 

I’ve never purchased a car from a dealership and gotten the title right away. Just a bill of sale. And if it were sold through the dealer they could have stepped in before the sale was through and said “yo. You owe money for this car and can’t sell it” or there would be a contract and they’d have no right to reposess…

“Freelance salesman” as in “We don’t want to pay employment taxes, so we’re going to 1099 this guy even though he meets the definition of an employee?”

Boba Fett is Luke Skywalker’s fourth cousin twice removed. Beru was technically Padme’s aunt although neither of them knew this. R2-D2's grandfather was a mouse droid.

Here’s a little tip to help actors who just took a damn job and don’t know how to handle Star Wars nerds asking questions about deep lore: If someone asks if your character is related to some other character vaguely like them, the answer is yes. Always yes. Everyone in Star Wars is always related. 

“...with the most recent buyer picking it up at the end of the season”

I grew up near a tiny marina. My sister and I would walk to it during the summer and hang out. There was an ancient woman in the area that had a giant boat in the front yard that we walked by to the marine. The Boat looked exactly like the Minnow (picture below), including the giant hole.