He’s Lying, Joe Isuzu

Ah yes, conservatives. The folks who champion personal responsibility until that responsibility is “don’t be a prick.” Then it’s everyone else’s fault for being annoyed or upset at their behavior.

I liked Quibi. I used to watch it almost every night in bed under the covers.

Pease pudding hot! Pease pudding cold! Pease pudding in the pot, nine days old!

Most all legitimate investment opportunities don’t guarantee returns that large.

That’s not a fair example. I have installed approximately 60 condoms onto vegetables since leaving school. On the other hand, I have used circular geometry ZERO times in the same time frame.

Ah, memories. I used to live in the tall building in the upper right corner of that image. In real life, it was a Wendy’s, but they razed it in 2013.

“Tyceno alleged Rack asked the gamers to invest large sums of money, promising unusually high returns of up to 40%”

For anyone curious, this is what Shari Headley looks like after aging 30+ years.

And it’s not like the title is Cumming 2 America!

RIP McDowell’s

I think I’ve just become desensitized to 2020 news. This sounds completely normal and out of the ordinary.

Alright, hear me out...

By “being driven by a person”, I’m waiting for these bad boys to become norm.

Woah woah woah. What are you getting at? I’ve been kicked out of a Lululemon before for too aggressively handling the yoga pants on display. I’m qualified to judge here.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

It almost seems like somebody put that order through just to prove the fallibility of this pay system...

The fact it’s dependent on a connection to their servers is a no-go for me. I’d be fine with it reporting back to them but ideally something like this should be able to function on a local level as well.

I’m so tired of devices that work perfectly well but become obsolete because the company goes under or just decides…

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

Forgive me if I’m misinterpreting the thrust of the book, but I don’t think I can handle another indulgent, leftist self-critique right now. While it’s necessary for us to remain conscious of what we believe and how we choose to act on it, leftist propensity for critical evaluation and reflection leads to a spiral of…