Triggered ass loser doesn’t understand that groups can change there beliefs over time. Even your twat waffle republicans used to be good, now look at you? Scum fuckers, a majority of them anyway.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

For the last freakin’ time: That thing you keep calling your PS4 is your microwave.

I have had similar conversations with conservative family members regarding multiple subjects. Every time they pull the “yeah but [insert criminal/corrupt/sleazy Democrat or liberal here] did something just as serious” I tell them good, then prosecute that person too.

This. Personally I think Bill’s history was already so skeevy that even Pedophile Island won’t be any political earthquake for Democrats. But if it is, so be it. 

Before we hear any of the greys talk about how this is ruining those Dems with the ramifications of Clinton....

Maxwell’s much more thorough, clever, and paranoid than Epstein was. There’s a non-zero chance there are hundreds of safe deposit boxes and caches secreted all over the globe with “in case of my death, open and distribute” instructions attached to them.

I think John Travolta would be a better Epstein, he already has the air of creepiness about him. 

I honestly don’t care about Winds of Winter anymore. It’s been 8 years since I finished A Dance of Dragons and I couldn’t remember most of the book only plot points if you put a gun to my head. I can’t be arsed working my way through a wiki to get refreshed on the plot points.

At this rate we’re definitely getting a real assassin’s creed japan from ubisoft... and some time in the far future when 2020 is old history, an assassin’s creed Florida with a karen DLC.

“We’re proud to announce our newly named team ... The Washington Lady As!”

Why not make Law & Order: Internal Affairs, where it's the cops committing hate crimes and covering them up

It’s honeymoon money. He didn’t buy an $8,000 gaming computer.

This reminds me of the greatest cereal of my (or any) time

But you have to admit, this is a great, delicious story -

has somehow become a political statement

It does, however, serve as a handy alert that you’re a selfish prick. Like so many of the people with faux service dogs, these are probably exclusively held by people who don’t have real issues that might prevent a mask and will make life harder for those who do.

It looks like Changli is now using a Torchinsky quote on their homepage!