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In the category of “odd Pokemon-branded stuff”...

I have a relative who is an attorney for Pokemon. The legal department has an ongoing email chain regarding the best/worst/most horrific knockoff and other IP-infringing products they’ve found and sent C&D letters to.

The one that’s top in all categories is the condoms.

When the Emperor handed Arrakis to Duke Leto, Baron Harkonnen (who already loathed House Atreides) vowed to do anything to get it back.

But they would be less afraid to call her out or contact a lawyer when she does something shady!

Bugs and the gang have changed a lot over the years, but he did have yellow gloves at one time. To shave dollars off budgets, the characters lost certain colours and details as they aged, but this iteration look s alot closer to the classic stuff from the thirties and forties. (Much better than the current one on TV.)

Also amazon didn’t like my review either

I mean his flaccid piss flap of a Son In Law gave away the grift on TV last week. He referred to the national stockpile as “ours.” I mean a story broke tonight that Justin Trudeau of Canada is considering legal action since supplies they sent to the US are not being distributed to those states in need. When this is

Why not? It fits with Trump’s M.O like a glove. And if he does own up to it, what will happen? Jack shit. I’m way past a point that I can be ‘shocked’ by what Trump does.

None of this surprises me. My brother and sister-in-law are typical, uneducated, working poor. They have two full-size Chevy trucks that they bought used, on 6yr loans (and overpaid for at a dealership). And because they have shitty credit (of course), even with my Mother co-signing they are paying like 12% interest.

I thought I was starting to lose it a little yesterday because I made cherry soda out of leftover maraschino cherry juice.  Clearly I am still playing in the very shallow end of isolation induced culinary adventures.  

We seriously need a “where are they now” article on former Jalopnik contributors.

Same Rockwell would be a great name for Sam Rockwell’s clone.

Hmmm, pretty sure Lysol isn’t safe for human consumption though...clearly there’s only one way we can protect ourselves in this modern world...

You know, I have to take back some of the rather unkind things I have said about a co-worker, who insists that we all Lysol the toilet after we use it. I said something like “No one gets sick from a goddamn toilet seat!” but I didn’t think that people were out there licking them.  My bad.

To me, Event Horizon is definitely part of the Wahammer 40k universe. It depicts when humans first discovered the Warp.

Jason, I’ll drag race you with our cheap Chinese electric car.

The same is true of Star Wars — George Lucas was nuts about all these old pulps, comic books, comic strips, and SF novels, and the studio execs had no idea what the hell he was going on about. So he learned to explicate the story in terms of old movies — this part is like Adventures of Robin Hood, this part is like Dam

Oh that’s an easy one.

The poor new Deadspin with its stick-to-sports mandate will have no option but to continue never posting!

One thing that struck me as I was watching Altered Carbon is that universal death is worthwhile because it’s the only thing keeping us somewhat equal in life. I will dance a fucking Irish jig when Trump’s bloated carcass takes it’s last breath. With the prospect of immortality (and how it is usually the rich who have

I'd call her part of "Where the Wild Roses Grow" one of the best vocals of the 20th century - her voice hits an intersection of lustful/confident/vulnerable/scared that just boggles my mind. And it's beautiful to boot.