You hinted at the reason in your article. Someday the servers will get shut down. Later, they’ll rerelease the game on a newer game system, forcing you to buy it again. The big game companies hate the secondary market.

I have a friend named Shelby after the car. I  wish her middle name was Cobra.  

QAnon was too boring for Japan.   

“I’ve altered the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further. "

Any sauce recipe that involves mayonnaise. Because you’re basically making ranch.

I tried drinking their block chain. It wasn’t very good.

I’ll be happy just to play D2 on a mobile device.

Biden was VP. It’s entirely possible that he got hours of practice play Mario Kart the previous times he was here.

Sometimes bad people do good things. Plus, he fucked with Falwell who really attached the evangelicals to the Republican party.

I thought that one of the major benefits of 3D printing a house was that it was a lot cheaper than a regular home.  $300k and it still needs finishing work isn't cheaper than a regular one.  

Now, I’ll never get to see Trump play Among Us. 

She better get tested for Covid. Rudy has it. 

I hope they decide to rebuild.  I believe that it would benefit us not to rely on China to do research.  

Yet, somehow Republicans see him as a toughman. 

This is what it looks like when a cult dies. 

That truck will never drive on grass, nevermind mud. 

I bet he takes down that Blue Lives matter flag after this. That’ll show them. 

Not ascending the throne until he’s nearly retirement age? Prince Charles sighs and nods. 

If I’m sending $5,000 to anyone. They better pick it up in person and show ID.

I have this week off, and if I didn’t have a bunch of other stuff to do, I might download it. It could be a fun time waster for an afternoon.