Only the enemies who didn't kill can be Boos. That's like purgatory.  The ones who did kill are damned. 

What sort of afterlife can the Mario characters expect? Is there a Hell filled with billions of Goombas?

That was my favorite, too. I couldn’t eat more than one a month. But damn, they hit the spot.

Bring back the bagels. 

No. My game backlog is large enough that I can wait a year. 

As our president, Trump deserves the best care that $750 will buy.

That looks exactly like the kind of trucks that are driven by dentists and middle managers around here. The quilted interior is fine because it never goes off paved roads. 

That dude sounds like he’s going to kill someone and stream it live.

Whoever wins the GOP nomination in 4 years will almost certainly be a Qanon fanboy. They realize that demographics are against them, so their plan is to rile up the worst of their own party.

You can probably buy a 55 gallon drum of these at Costco.

Three episodes are focusing on that Sand Person. His name is Carl.

This is his way of dehumanizing liberals and giving his followers permission to attack them with fear of reprisal.  

They’ll replace it with QAnon imagery and it’ll be alright.

I made a bacon and tomato frittata last weekend. I had leftovers for lunch for two days.

Shit like this makes me wish my parents didn’t raise me to have morals. 

I cannot believe this man doesn’t pay for any sex he has.

What is claimed may be less than the actual number.  

If you have foods that you need access to.

Anna and the Apocalypse 

The good old days. You’d queue up 10 songs and go to bed. Half of those songs would fail. One would be mislabeled. But, you could have 4-5 free songs every night.
What sucked about the mislabeled song is that it might actually be a good song from a different group, but you would have no idea who it was.