With no sports being played, this might set a gambling record. 

This is why I prefer cats. I have no idea what breed he is. He’s orange. He was born is some lady’s garage almost a year ago. He’s currently sleeping on top of thr greenhouse. Where he is not supposed to be.

I’d be interested to know if the second person even knows what her “beau” looks like. Not to be too shallow, but looks factor in to the equation. He might have sent a picture of a random guy.

This doesn’t have much to do with Covid 19.

The chicken version of hotdogs. 

Im cautiously optimistic.  The first movie was good, but was very cheaply filmed. I'd like to see a high def version.  

She got the job because she worked for Ivanka’s fashion company. 

The best part is that the box was changed in February and it took 2 months for anyone to notice.

Robots only ear one thing.

My uncle used to own a restaurant in a small town. Back in the 80s, there was a mentally ill woman who would use the bathroom and smear feces all over.

Juggalos can grasp the concept that eludes Republicans.

I'm sure Trump will shoehorn in a poorly written,  narrowly drafted addendum that allows nannies to be brought in. 

“Wow. This controller is half price. This is almost too good to be true.”

I add diced tomatoes and onions and fry in the same pan I was just frying bacon in. 

A friend of mine just saw it for 80 cents a gallon. That’s what it was when I started driving in 1992. 

I only eat out once or twice a week since this started, and I try to tip 50%. I know that servers are only getting a couple of shifts pet week.  

I go for my parents at 8AM on a Saturday.

I figured that they’d call their suppliers, ask what meats are cheap that day, and work with that.

The government should offer them a bailout in exchange for a majority share of stock.

Maybe we'll get a Yahoo Serious version.