Instead ask if you can chew the remaining food and deposit it in their mouth.

Just say , “Wow. You didn’t eat you meal. That’s a sure sign of cancer. Bummer.”

Keanu plays an oboe, Keanu reeds

I can picture Don Jr phoning the order, with Eric nearby stifling giggles.

It’s only because Trump is a sociopath.

This will be a funny time capsule for those who are living 57 years from now as they see what is close to the truth and what was way off.

There have been three previous games based on the BWP properties.

There’s only three classes of people the GOP is there for.

I’d like to think at least one of my neighbors would send me a text to say some people were swiping my driveway.

Don’t you remember when Obama was spending millions upon millions at his golf resorts?

Could it be possible? Our president was untruthful?

I tip on carryout orders. Is there some sort of mechanism to ensure that those who are prepping the food are getting some sort of tip?

Trump is the poor person’s vision of what a rich person should look like. 

How about they do that job for a weekend and let some struggling single mom do their job with equivalent pay for the same time period.

Looks like a Dubai police car

If I see a tip jar, I go right back out and hire a mariachi band.

When they run out of beer. 

Just wait until the restaurant closes. Some customers will never take a hint.

They’re adding Pho.