I’ll bet a bunch of money that it ends on a cliffhanger. Setting itself up for a sequel that never happens.

Order a pizza, and then get argumentative with the employee who tries to stop you, because this is America.  

If I saw an 18% surcharge on my bill, I’d just assume it was a built in gratuity. 

In all my years of drinking at bars, I can only recall two incidents of guys being forcibly ejected.

Only if they are voiced by Johnny Cash. 

I’m not a huge fry guy, I’ll usually have a baked potatoes whenever it’s available, preferably loaded.
Otherwise soup is good food.

You can either, request it spicier, move on to another restaurant, or bring your own spices.

Trump should fire his social media coordinator.

Unless something crazy happens, he’ll be going into the next election cycle with a record low improvement rating. Should make for a wild ride. 

This is the sort of guy that Trump would cite as a ”border security expert” before having to delete those tweets at a later time.

And a sizable amount of Americans agree with him. We live in the worst timeline. 

I travel frequently and this $5 a day is what I recommend.

Pornhub is devoting more resources to this problem than our current EPA.

This is the most Florida story(that didn’t happen there) I’ve read all week. 

If they’re putting online capabilities in it, they should go nuts and set up a global matchmaking system. 

Jester Hopperpot had something to do with it. 

I figured he’s got enough money just to buy a new car at every destination he arrives at.

Wow. How far out of the mainstream are you when even Fox doesn’t want to give you airtime. 

A lot of it depends on how well known at the bar you are and what kind of bar it is.