Most of the charges will disappear for “the good of the nation” the second he leaves.
He’ll take a plea deal on the rest. Pay some fines, and agree to give the business to his kids.
The Russian creditors are the ones who will finally dismantle it.
Ivanka will be on QVC hawking upscale women’s clothing. Don Jr will become…

Things don’t get truly interesting until Trump is called to testify before a House committee.

No, because I don’t want to be on WiFi constantly to play. This is why I bought a Switch. I can play on the go without the need to be connected.

Sorry. I’m only slightly abrasive white guy.

My cousin bought a 200. What a POS. Within two weeks, the rear window rolled down and wouldn’t go back up. She had to take it back to the dealer.

Kill your coworker. Gift his heart to Katie as an act of contrition.

If you were a regular, would the management know you? I’d go talk to them and explain the situation.

I only donate to known scams.

Only eat at McDonald’s. That way you only have to learn numbers and the phrase “no ketchup” 

If you like history, I cannot recommend Tides of History and its predecessor Fall of Rome enough. About 40 episodes between them both. Well written. 

Well, there goes my last chance to listen to my buddy’s high school band.

He’s been tweeting all day. This is the hardest I’ve seen him work in his two years in office. 

Later, we’ll find out that they were forcibly impregnating underaged migrant girls to use and surrogates for wealthy, infertile couples. 

Damn. She must have asked for a raise. Or she’s shedding viewers.

I enjoy how they claim to support “unity”, by which they mean “racism and hatred”

Maybe he thinks you are stealing the soul of the sushi.

I’m not really afraid of a pack of 60 year old dentists who ride on the weekends.

Would this be a good movie to get into the franchise? Or, are there any others I should watch first?

I did get quite drunk in Vegas waiting for a friend to show up. The bar was offering $1shots if you bought a mug of beer. I bought a soldier a drink. He replied and it turned into a drinking contest. Best time I ever had in an airport. 

How you turn a $100,000 degree into a $33,000 a year job.
I hope your folks kept your room free.