Oh, I'm so sorry. Goldens are wonderful and leave paw prints on the heart.

Our golden values sausage, cheese, and anything small enough to fit in his mouth above any fleeting praise we could ever give him for performing in a recall event.

I started making my own mayo once I realized how easy it is do after running out of it one afternoon. Never going back to the bottled stuff. We use a lot less this way. There are a couple of vegan alternatives out there that are pretty tasty. When I end up having to make stuff for large groups I'll use that since…

Cruella scared the hell out of me when I was little. I couldn't wrap my head around the idea of hurting puppies, but I also couldn't stop singing that song about her. :D

I don't know, but that is an awesome idea. Going to call the local PP in the morning and ask if they take or need volunteers to escort patients. I would totally do that.

There's a hefty dose of evil shit-tasticness for the day. Wow, horrible.

Years ago when I had no money or insurance Planned Parenthood saved my ass when it came to birth control. Then I had a problem with my period becoming erratic. I'd have it for a day or two and then a week would go by with nothing, and then it…

The Disney princesses never really appealed to me, but a lot of the other characters did. Maleficent is, hands down, my favorite Disney female and character to this day. I also liked the three fairies in the first movie, particularly Merryweather. She was right. They should have left the dress blue. Ursula is…

Maleficent and Ursula are my favorite Disney females. After those two it's Lilo and Stitch all for the sheer adorable factor even if it was a bit sappy.

My husband has always gone for a scruffier wandered out of camp kind of look. He just wanted to be comfortable and dislikes that he appears to be around 15 when he shaves.

I'm more grossed out whoever is doing that isn't wearing gloves.

Oh, make it stop smiling. That is horrible yet amazing to behold!

Lol, too funny! My neighbor gave me an aura cleanse kit for Solstice last year. Bath salts and lavender oil, which "does a light cleansing" until I can come to her yoga class and get "properly cleansed" by her instructor. I get the feeling properly cleansed might actually mean felt up and made to feel extremely…

The drunk guy confusing Italian and Indian food is kind of cute since he enjoyed his meal and was happy about it. Allergic to red guy needs to get over himself. Yeesh.

Oh jeez, this is beautiful. I have a neighbor who's always telling me how I need to "cleanse" my aura. I'm going to tell her I'm shooting for pink next time I see her.

Told myself to read this in the morning, and then I thought I could make it through the story without crying. Nope, couldn't do it, but it's not just a sad cry. It's also happy because she had people who took the time to listen to her and really wanted to be compassionate. I can only hope when my grandfather died…

I think she added bacon bits sometimes, but usually they'd eat bacon in the morning and she'd save the grease for salad on the weekends. It was nauseating. I've had one similar to your description and it was actually tasty. My MIL was not a good cook. My husband learned fast if he wanted food without cat hair in…

I had one once. It was slimy, and I couldn't get through more than a couple of bites. Plus, really sweet.

My mother-in-law would make spinach salad with hot bacon grease dressing and white vinegar. One day she had the bright idea to "jazz" it up a little, as though slimy spinach oozing bacon grease and shitty vinegar isn't already a bad enough idea. So along with the usual mound of onions hot enough to blister the…

Yes, some good news today! May she and her family enjoy every minute of their reunion peacefully. I think I'll refrain from reading any other news tonight because this is a good note on which to end a day.

Yeah, I could see using a blanket. The video felt wacky to me.