"Hooha cookies" and "vulvadoodles" shouldn't be this giggle inducing. I'm channeling my 12 year old self.

Thank you for sharing, very funny! Definitely not a job I could do so well. :D

Oh, my. Guessing this is specific, for the most part, to the author? I would tell my thirteen year old self to study more, take the voice lessons earlier, and walk away from those awful people who were mean for the sake of meanness. They were never your friends, younger me, never.

Ohhh, I want to know their stories! Anything you can share that might be hilarious?

Oh, I loved the loganberry. I could lie to myself and say it's just flavored water. There's not much sugar, not at all. HA!

I have a footstool in our bathroom because the people who lived here before us installed one of those seats meant for big and tall folks. Husband is 6'4" and thinks it's the best fucking thing ever invented, but I sit on the damn toilet and can't touch the floor. I'm going to have to stack the footstool on another…

Horrifying, so much sympathy for him. I can't sing anymore because of a fungal infection that destroyed my vocal chords. It kills that someone hurt him like this on purpose.

Oh, TV remote "mute" button, how I love you!

I fangirl squeed over that Magic Eraser mop mention. Threes day after painting a ceiling my husband decided to smack a big gross fly with the fly swatter. It left a huge mark on the freshly painted niceness. My freshly painted niceness that took hours to do because, as my kid likes to tell me, I have tiny t-rex…

Ah, I do love Noir. I really wasn't expecting the ritual of it at the end of the series, but it's lovely watching everything play out and come together. Chloe, at least for me, was heartbreaking in how she'd been manipulated.

More than ever I am reminded how little I understand fashion.

If you add the salt to water after it starts to boil, it does less damage to the pot since it's not sitting about on the bottom of the pan corroding it, though the corrosion happens very slowly. So sayeth Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto.

Where else would one keep a dead lion? It's not like it's going to fit in the cupboard.

Classic martini FTW!

I am hearing this in the voice of Louise from Bob's Burgers. :D

Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.

"Redditor with a fetish for brown rotted uterine filth here. I also recommend you to see a doctor."

Poop, vomit? Nope, going to skip this one. My stomach is already churning.

Ugh, I hate that film. I think it's the whipped cream, and I feel like if I want spiced coffee I'll just make coffee at home with spices I like. The PSL bandwagon passes me by every year.

Red rubber hog noses are pretty cheap, but they make it hard to move one's mouth. Which could be a blessing in this woman's case.