There's a comment from a guy who says after his wife died he deleted all of her online accounts like email, FB, Twitter, texts, etc. I am so sad for him.

I keep reading it as "hot pocket of gold".

I am torn between wanting to read your review because you wrote it and are funny, Lindy, but not wanting to read it because I have managed to avoid knowing anything about this book and film at all. It's like my brain makes that emergency broadcast system noise whenever the name Nicholas Sparks is written or spoken.

For real. My brother and I were born for grossing each other out with "disgusting but true" stories. It's our birthright. Or something like that.

Wow, more than ever I am happy to be not dating. My husband and I have been married 20 years. We met in college when I found out he didn't like Mozart, and I felt Sartre was overrated. Then we argued. We still argue, and I love ever minute of debating with him, but I am definitely not cut out for the OKC (which…

I'm glad people can find ways to meet their needs, but I want to bathe in Lysol because naked asses on shared exercise equipment. Nooooo!

That's all I kept thinking. There's not enough Purell in the world for this.

You'd think that, but now and then their little brains short circuit and they do stupid shit. A former student of mine stuffed a rock up his nose one day because he wondered how it would feel. He was 7.

Yeah, left the church and kept on running a long time ago. There just aren't enough jokes a pope can make that will ever make me fangirl squee over one of them.

Muahahahaha, hilarious. My son, at that age, would have eaten the donut from the floor long before throwing it away.

Horrible, I'm glad she was able to finally get help.

Yeah, I would totally pay a cover charge to drink coffee and watch house cats be cats even though I can do it at home for free. Must pet all the kitties!

We always called taking someone else's belongings or pets stealing. I hope the family comes around because the kids need to see their parents doing what's right, which is returning the dog to its rightful person. Poor guy. He's probably worried sick about his dog. No words for the girlfriend.

Tree was shady as fuck. Jumped right in front of the car.

I miss our bunny so much still. She was with us for five years before she had a stroke, and she was awesome but so damned determined. There were days I think I could have wrapped the cords in steel, and Harvey would have gotten through it (okay, a little exaggeration, but dang, bunnies are feisty). Having a rabbit…

This is what became of all those super wide elastic headbands from the early 90's.

Not a fan of beef, but I'm thinking leather shoelaces would be more tender than that skirt steak had to have been. Yikes.

It must have been like jerky. D:

Having taught preschool for many years, this is simply unacceptable on the part of the employees. Between two of them they couldn't remember one child? Sometimes parents are late. It's frustrating, but you never close down a facility without checking all the rooms, closets, all of it. When a child is left behind,…

I don't put on much makeup even when I bother with it. My routine consists of tinted moisturizer and a little mascara. I'm not crazy about how it feels on my face.