It’s a joke about the political commentary going on during this primary, that’s all :)

He even managed to do it without her consent. A true visionary, ahead of the times!

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

Wow. We dudes are nothing if not persistent. Andy’s been dead thirty years and still managed to send a woman a dick pic.

Isn’t it always the way? You’re just out there trying to buy a couch and the guy tries to give you some strange dick along with what you came for.

But see, this is where I'm totally confused and why I've mostly just shut up about his run for mayor: if getting an office is the wrong thing to do — and if their motives are purely selfish then yeah I'd agree — what exactly is the right step to take? There needs to be a dismantling of the entire system, but how are…

I suppose hating on the inexplicable hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory for portraying nerds poorly is like hating the birds for singing: it’s just what they do

I’m worried its terrible though but not “how did this get made” terrible just “boring and self absorbed” terrible which is far less fun to group watch.

Martyr-complex. They love that they are being ‘persecuted’ for their beliefs - which is how they view this. Extremists are scary as fuck.

So a baby’s pain doesn’t matter once it’s born but the idea of fetal pain is used to deny women their rights?

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

This is a good one. Leave your shoes on people. Please. Also, stop reading/watching over my shoulder. It’s weird and intrusive.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

ALL of these rules, but especially this:

A plane is not your living room.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

one of the weirdest things about living in NYC is that every time you get a new job or a raise it just puts you in a position of trying to live somewhat decently.

It’s actually decidedly North Korean, Dear Leader Trump.