Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

Hahaha that is one of my favorite episodes of Parks and Rec.

Donald Faison, after his contributions to humanity in the form of DuJour, will do whatever he wants, as far as I’m concerned.

Yes. The shuffling papers and then staring indeterminately at the middle of the page cracked me up. Like a fucking child.

Trump and his ilk’s “whataboutism” is absolutely infuriating to me. I don’t allow my six year old to get away with that shit, I don’t know how he’s constantly allowed to get away with it. Why doesn’t anyone have the balls to nail him and them down on that garbage? I saw one reporter who did and Trump abruptly told him…

If it wasn’t for Newt Gingrich’s moral outrage and passion for family values, I never would have learned what oral sex was at the age of 11.

I think the reason 45 has been so successful at reverse engineering politics is he knows in the same way elected republicans know there was never any moral compass to begin with. The morals angle has been window dressing for at least 5 decades.

Trooper gate has been discredited.

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

When you put it all together, I see it. Black women deal with racism and sexism at the same time so those are auto stressors. Black women are married at lower rates and are often the sole provider, so they have no choice but to work through the entirety of their pregnancies. That’s another stressor. Where as white…

SHS being so good at that job is a bigger insult than her looks could ever be.

Sometimes you have to give the devil her due. For all his faults and complicity, Spicey never looked remotely comfortable having to be this administration’s Goebbels. But Huckabee is a natural, because she’s a stone cold sociopath.

I hate to admit it, but SHS is really really good at her job. She can tell the lies with a straight face, and convincingly act offended when the administration gets called out on pretty much anything. I’ve rarely seen her get ruffled. I have to hand it to her for nailing the skills necessary in that position, and in…

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

“It’s literally in our DNA.”

Actually, non. Askhenazi and sephardic jews are European. Archaeogeneticists and geneticists say so. So don’t come @ me.

There are so many things wrong with this myopic viewpoint. Many, many people do not live in their “ancestral Homeland” which, by the way, has little to no actual meaning. I mean, the entire USA is someone else’s ancestral Homeland. We should all be in Africa, if you want to go that far back. There is no reason to…

It’s literally in our DNA.

“The Democratic party is a far broader and more diverse coalition than the Republican party, but we still expect our candidates to be all things to all people all the time, it’s absurd.”

So the response to Franken should have been... what? What specifically should we do when we have a sitting Democratic senator who has been accused by eight women of inappropriate behavior, ranging from multiple forced open-mouth kisses to multiple accusations of ass-grabbing.