If I ever learn that Fred Rogers was a pervert, my tenuous grasp on this world will snap.

Katie Couric: “He pinches me on the ass a lot.”

If they’re going to go to the bother of putting a realistic face on the damn thing, I don’t think a ventilated wig or kerchief is too much to ask for.

I’ve been a major fan of Sufjan since I was a fundie Christian teenager searching for decent music. He’s stunning, and I’ve seen him four times now. In person, he does indeed code queer, and his music certainly swings queer (even his really dark stuff like “John Wayne Gacy Jr.” feels darkly sexual). “Casmir Pululski…

I’m not surprised about Angela Lansbury. Nobody could so effectively play a serial killer for that many years without it fucking with their brain.

Did anyone else ever think that Cabot Cove must have had a per capita murder rate of something like 1 out of every 2 citizens?

Not new or even mine, but someone once said, “This is what happens when you make enemies of all gay people”. But also, with this current administration, their SOP is that things are only great when they are the biggest, best, most incredible thing ever and thusly, Sarah’s direction must be, “Give me the MOST contour…

Matoaka/Amanute (Pocahontas) was a child who was kidnapped from her tribe and brought to England at the age of 13, where she was married off and died at age 21. Using her name as a fucking insult, regardless of the context is the worst.

Can this fucking asshole loser pile of actual shit pres. do one goddamn thing right?

Pocahontas wasn’t Navajo. She wasn’t Cherokee, either. Warren wasn’t present. It would have been the easiest thing in the world not to mention either woman, but apparently that’s beyond Trump.

Dude, the fact that there is not a designated staffer with the sole task of faking a heart attack every time the President starts his remarks with “I’m not going to read the prepared speech” is just a failure of leadership at this point.

Hey guys!

Also, “Mary Did You Know” is just a horrible song from a musical, theological, and feminist standpoint. How very condescending to presume to mansplain the immaculate conception to the Blessed Virgin herself, who demonstrated through the Magnificat that she knew quite well what she was getting into. (Of course the…

Meanwhile, some singing nuns are top of the classical charts right now, and they’re quite good. Perhaps you all need to broaden your horizons a bit.

Why...isn’t it? They’re a celebrity power couple and her whole brand is that she’s a super chill lifestyle icon, who cooks easy, great food and is open about not being a perfect mom. They are nice and funny, and I for one, am delighted to hear this happy news in a shitstorm of ugly.

That’s what happens when you fuck with a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox and expect to get away with it.

I worked with his wine label for a harvest 2 years ago and walked into the wine markers office and he was on a speaker phone call with Dave and goes “Hey Dave one sec ok I need to go over this contract real quick.” And I had to like fucking go over this grower contract and assumed he put him on hold so we go over it…

Of fucking course you do! Why wouldn’t you? I’m SO so sorry you’re both going through this. Being human is so hard and it hurts so much. You’re getting way too much hurt way too soon. However, having watched someone I loved more than anyone else in the world suffer horribly from cancer and then die, I can tell you…