cathyearnshaw
Cathy Earnshaw
cathyearnshaw

I would say, [dis]respectfully, that Rick Perry is a fucking knob.

I don’t really struggle with acne (my skin is far from perfect, but it’s also mostly fine), so I’m certainly not going to begrudge anyone suffering from that anything that brings them relief. But if it were me, I’d save that money and go on a beach weekend getaway instead— I find that my skin never looks better than

Yessss I love these things! They keep me from picking at my face, make blemishes heal faster, and the fact that you can see it drawing out the gross stuff is sooooo satisfying to me.

omg I am cryingggg

SHUT THE FUCK UP DON.

I have a tilted cervix, and the Diva Cup was super it or miss for me. When I could get it in right it was amazing, lasted all day, was comfortable, and worked like a dream. But sometimes I just COULD. NOT. get a good “seal” on it and it was completely useless. I eventually stopped using it altogether because I was

Every time I see “period underwear” I think about those gross, ratty, already stained ones that you throw on during that special time because you don’t want to ruin your other ones.

How the fuck have they not banned this guy yet?

What’s odd though, it that my revulsion increases as it moves away from the purely humanoid and starts to take on “animal” characteristics. Like, Polar Express is definitely super duper creepy, but I find this CGI Beast wayyy creepier. Large primates trigger a similar response. Hmmm....

Hunchback came out when I was 6 or so, I went to see it in theaters with my Mom, and I will never forget the horrified expression on her face during the “Hellfire” number! But I was entranced and it has always been one of my fave Disney movies— I often credit it with awakening my love of medievalism.

Emperor’s New Groove FOR LIFE

Yes! So interesting.

Why can’t anyone get the Pocahontas story right?? I tried to watch “The New World” a few years back and, while it was an absolutely gorgeous movie, I was so skeeved out by the “love story” that I had to turn it off. They kept doing these close up slow pans over Q’orianka Kilcher’s scantily clad body, even though she

I really love Pocahontas, and would rank it higher if it weren’t sullied by Mel Shitgibbon’s voice work.

Not to be rude but cartoon Beast’s human form was WAY HOTTER than Cousin Matthew imho.

So, I have recently discovered that I am extremely creeped out by CGI characters that look kind of humanoid but aren’t. My fiancé put on The BFG the other day and, despite my love for Mark Rylance, I could not even watch it because I found the giants so disturbing looking. That made me realize that I was also SUPER

keanu was hilarious!

Oh shit, is it the handsome South African doctor from the Thanksgiving in Mongolia piece? Off to google...

Thanksgiving in Mongolia was an absolutely perfect and devastating piece. The final paragraph touches me so deeply:

I literally have nightmares about shit like this which is part of the reason why I’ve never gotten a tattoo.