I freaking died. Omg. You areso crazy. I love you for that. 

Like a lot of the population, writers (a few on GMG websites), and other assholes on this planet, there is this concept that Trump is Obama’s fault and he could have prevented it. How the hell was a current, lame duck president going to stop Dumb-ass America from voting for a racist, misogynistic, vile, piece of shit…

45 looks like a flame headed Lex Luthor. And dude in the top left corner....you’re not fooling anyone with that combover. It looks like you’re combing the hair from the crack of your ass and pulling it to the top of your head. Dude next to him looks like he stole his hair from a 1983 Bloomingdales mannequin. I have…

I’ve got nothing but love for Maxine but today my thoughts have been filled with Elijah Cummings. That man spent the last three years of his life in pain and fighting for our democracy. His last official act on this earth was to sign subpoenas meant to defend and protect the children at the border. He was the very…

I was thinking the same thing about those stadium seats. I was just telling my god son about laying on booth seats in a Bob Evans restaurant, yesterday and I’d give Lizzo the same advice;

Well, lets not get carried away now. But I do see how one could get a bit hyped after such a conviction.

“There is evidence drunk drivers use the app...”

Yeah, the Bugs Bunny defense just doesn’t hold water.

Was the bus in motion at the time? Like were they taking the kids to school/home? As a former school bus driver, why the fuck didn’t the driver do anything either??? My immediately action would have been to pull over the bus, radio dispatch (and ask to call Police if it was serious enough, as it appears it was) and…

Arresting children is the wrong move; criminal law is for adults. Hence, I’m all for the 28-year-old person in this mess being arrested. Not interfering when violence is committed, is a crime: failure to assist. The 10- and 11-year-old need to be sat down, counselled, threatened with expulsion, do community service at…

First to squeal gets the deal I’ve seen Law and Order.  

“The show’s most frequent listener these days might in fact be Ray himself. He said he still listens to the show “all the time,” mostly to hear his brother’s voice and remind himself about times they had together. To remind himself of the jokes they shared. To remind himself of the good times.”

Thanks Erik, I didn’t…

I’m not sure we want the panhandle, mixing Florida Man with Alabama is like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Let’s just (try and) forget the fact that Trump is a racist and career criminal.

Ahh... you either have no Netflix, no teenage daughter, no wife, or no spare time.

Asheville Mall fight: Lawyer says defendant has PTSD, felt threatened by ‘pack of youth’

I was just shouting the same question. I didn’t get an answer, but my dog is refusing to come inside now.

I wouldn’t be so quick to assume Iowa farmers are going to jump ship from the GOP.

All in favor of these rules becoming constitutional law?