My reading comprehension skills were still asleep, apparently.  My bad.

We need some new, YOUNG face in the White House.

My aunt was a swimming instructor at the local community center, so I, my sister and my cousins all learned how to swim when we were kids. I believe swimming is a life skill that everyone needs to have. It’s definitely come in handy for me over the years. My son is involved in competitive swimming. He’s not an elite…

This woman is drop dead gorgeous. It’s a damn shame someone would come for her, unsent for, like that. Clearly a case of entitlement and insecurity on “Patient Zero’s” part. Umph, umph, umph *smh*

Normalization of those lyrics has also led a lot of young women to buy in and allow themselves to be treated the same way as the women in the songs.

I know right?  I liked this turn of chraracter for him though.  It shows he has range.

*in my Firemarshall Bill voice*

I don’t even know what the rest of this article says because after “racoon pubic hair” I was

I love how at the end, Mattis says how he was honored to serve the U.S. citizens and military personnel but does not say he was honored to serve Agent Orange. I know little Mango Mushroom Man is somewhere SEETHING over that obvious dis.

This is hilarious, because just last week my son asked me if I could buy some ramen noodles and I told him, “No, ramen noodles are for poor people and broke college students.” (Having been both in my lifetime, I don’t ever want to eat them again.) Besides, those things are jammed packed with sodium, so my blood…

I read the headline and could not bring myself to read the article. I’m experiencing multiple emotions right now and none of them are pleasant.

“Smocking gun”

“Petty was convicted of first-degree attempted rape in 1995, after he used a sharp object to force a then-16-year-old girl into having sex with him.”

Black pepper, cyenne pepper, lemon peel, garlic powder, curry powder, thyme, basil, rosemary, cilantro, dried parsley (shout out to Auntie Fee!), oregano, chilli powder, smoked paprika.

I use smoked paprika in my maccaroni and cheese.  It’s delicious!

The woman was MINDING HER OWN DAMN BUSINESS, sitting with her child so she can get day care vouchers SO SHE CAN GET A JOB. How many times have you heard folks say that the poor need to “pull themselves up by their bootstraps?” Well, she was DOING JUST THAT, and she got assaulted by the police.

“In fact, no one has treated ANY President with the unbelievable lack of respect they give Trump”