There’s also the fact that he’s blatantly lying. The Trump Org never divested of their international holdings. That’s exactly why there was the recent controversy over Mike Pence traveling across Ireland to stay at a Trump Hotel.

I want Doris Kearns Goodwin to beat the hell out of Ivanka with a hardcover copy of Team of Rivals.

Actually, I loved the part where he suffered by sleeping on couches in a hunting lodge. 

Says the guy that goes on Fox News literally whenever he wants.

Can’t we just load them into a rocket and just send them to space?

“Abraham Lincoln was famously, even within his own Cabinet, surrounded by people who were former political adversaries.”

What ‘manual labor’ around the home were not performed by paid staff?

When people who were born rich claim they’ve worked hard for what they’ve got

Don J, you mean all the businesses you all “sacrificed” by not paying them?

To be fair, that's not her chin.

This entire family needs to be exiled. Sorry Barron, sorry Tiffany, you’re family’s track record leads me to believe that you are both likely horrible too and will be joining your family on Saint Helena Island for the rest of your days.

I’m so frazzled this afternoon that literally the only thing I took from this is ‘There is a human person called Darlene Superville!'

as the son of a rich white guy living in 2019, I’m essentially not allowed to have an opinion anymore, let alone express that opinion in public.”

Now, I consider myself a pretty handsome guy (Hey, I’m a Trump. What’d you expect?), but I had never thought of myself as girls-climbing-onto-a-picnic-table-to-get-at-me handsome. But I was that night.

I love the “I’m not alloooooowed.......!”

A typical Trump, to paint himself the victim.

He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

As the son of a rich white man, I know I’m not allowed to have an opinion, let alone voice it these days.

“Donald Jr. says visit to Arlington Cemetery made him think of his family’s business “sacrifices”— The Daily Beast

“I rarely get emotional, if ever,” Trump Jr. wrote in his new book, “Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us.” “Yet, as we drove past the rows of white grave markers, in the gravity of the moment, I had a deep sense of the importance of the presidency and a love of our country.”