A college roommate of mine was from Israel and had two CDs. The first disc from the Eagles greatest hits and a Black Eyed Peas album from the late 90s. Only thing I can remember from the BEP thing was somebody saying they were El Niño and they came to bring the rain, pendejo. Fuck the Eagles (the band).

Please, I love me some Phish, but they WISH they were as great as XTC.

I consider it one of my prouder pop culture achievements that I went to college in the 1990's and, to this day, I can’t name a single song by Phish and wouldn’t recognize one if I heard it.

Oooh, imagine letting this girl go hog wild at the Michael’s beads section? Give her beads, some hot glue and behold The Bejeweled Bible. I’d like to see that.

Do they think that Jesus hand printed their Bible Himself? Are they not aware that the publishing company picked the font and lay out and even some pictures to go in the book they have? How is that different? Why do they care? When am I getting a 5th season of Avatar: The Last Air Bender? These are the questions that…

All for a relationship that’ll be over by the end of the school year.

When I was still religious, I’d be mad jealous of this bible. It’s fancy and appeals to my inner kindergarten teacher. Hell, even as a fairly secular Unitarian, I’d still love something similar for a more low-key text.

The Lisa Frank Bible would be a massive hit.

She’d make millions if she started selling The Bible: As Annotated by Reagan.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

Honestly, I think you’ve answered your own question. No, they don’t have better things to debate (because debate isn’t valued the way it is in our religion) and they never have.

I mean, I feel bad for her, because this bible had blank spots in it for notes, so why is it bad that she highlighted things. This reminds me of the most confusing aspect of my recent Byzantine history class, which was all the heresies. I’m a Jew. Jews generally don’t kick other Jews out of the faith unless you REALLY…

the greatest story ever colorized...

Drive is good. It’s got a couple bitchin’ scenes in it, Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman make good small-time criminal shit-bags, the music is good, the plot is coherent. What the hell else do you want from a movie called Drive.

I have never read or seen “The Notebook” but I have gone canoeing and kayaking in Brice’s creek (where the story takes place). I have seen the alligators that live there.

Dead Man’s Bones is good. Drive is good. His acting is fine. I’ll take his rom coms over any bad Jack Nicholson one my ex-gf forced me to watch. He is way less overrated than Di Caprio or Clooney. Delete your account!

I, too, really enjoyed Nice Guys. I also really liked Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

Goddammit. You crazy kids with your generational nicknames can get off my lawn.

For me, the George Michael tracks that stand out the most are “Club Tropicana,” “Father Figure,” and, of course, “Freedom ‘90.” But I have to say that all of “Faith” was as subversive and dangerous a pop album as any that came out in the 1980s. From the church organ that starts off the title track (sacrilege!) to…

My theory on Keith Richards is he has done the perfect combination of drugs to kill all deadly germs in his body while also perfectly preserving his organs.