“I’m not racist, I’ve never burnt a cross in anyone’s yard.”

Because they are trying to look as Aryan as possible and would chug bleach if it would get them there?

why do racist ass white women keep ruining their hair in the same way

Best take away: “I don’t see color.”

You don’t have to hate shiplap, because what they’re peddling isn’t really shiplap! It’s just boards on a wall with a co-opted name!

I find them (him mostly) more annoying than that piece of skin next to your nail that you pull and then end up bleeding on your white jeans. I am 0% surprised they belong to an organization like this.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?