Secretly-ish emo adult checking in...I discovered a band a few months ago that brought about my individual emo revival and then they announced their break-up like a week later! So bummed. They’re still good, though, check them out: Chumped - Teenage Retirement

Super doxxing myself here but I am virtually impossible to Google because I share a name with Tracy. People message me on FB all the time and I ask me if I am him. Also, one of my old co-workers would always give me their books as joke gifts.

My hearing is questionable (just ruined it for good at a Torche concert a few months back), but really, she needs to enunciate. Just like my mother always told me - enunciate, enunciate, enunciate!

Nose job happened here!

Truth. All of Rihanna’s songs are unintelligible, but yet...

No joke, my mom did not know what the lyrics to Love Rollercoaster were for the longest time (and apparently not the title either)...

I’m guessing that’s Dad? Like father, like son!

Can we call that the Trudeau shrug? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty sure our friend Wil would wear this sweater...he’s a sometimes-bearded pothead AND he’s a clown (I think he’s out-hipstered everyone with that combo). He doesn’t unicycle but he definitely juggles. He’d probably wear the jeans, too, for shits and gigs.

I showed this to my boyfriend the other night and said “Just in case someone wasn’t sure what the market audience for JNCOs is/was...”

I will probably never read this, so if anyone has, can you expand on this story? How late was Katie to her wedding? Did they drag her down the aisle kick and screaming?

My IRL sister is definitely older than me so we can assume you are, too. :) I get away with everything since I’m the baby, though.

Step-sisters at least (but the kind who like each other)!

Once, I went to a “White Trash Bash” and my sister (whose name is Randi) did my makeup/hair and let me borrow some of her clothes and one of her friends kept calling me Trandi all night long since I looked so much like her (my name is Tracy). I’m not sure what that says about my sister’s taste in clothes, but...

Uh...doubtful. She’s been with Johnathan Rice forever.

The book is called A More Perfect Union, which, in addition to being the name of a very good song by Titus Andronicus

Man, all late 90s/early 00s music videos are the same, aren’t they? This could be a Destiny’s Child video. They even quintuple Usher to make you think he’s a boyband.

I think those are her arms. And she has water wings on to keep from drowning. :|

The Christian Siriano line for Payless is actually pretty good quality, though. I usually wear a hole in the heel of any of the flats I own anyway, and the CS ones last just as long, maybe even longer, since they have a bit of a heel and aren’t completely flat.

The Christian Siriano line for Payless is actually pretty good quality, though. I usually wear a hole in the heel of…

These are my two favorite point flats.

These are my two favorite point flats.