I’m really glad I clicked that Rihanna video because it. was. so. glorious. God, that dress probably feels really fun to swoosh around in, too.

Has CBS considered not making a show that’s either a police procedural or a legal drama?

because she started ot as the sweet as pie disney star, then was the super sexy girl all their bfs/husbands lusted after her, so the moment her addiction and mental health issues surfaced rather than show any form of human decency for a very troubled girl they decided instead to take great glee in ripping her to…

HE’S THE HOTTEST ONE OF THEM ALL.

Matthew Macfayden Darcy or GTFO.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

Mr. Sexy is definitely NOT clean.

Yes, which is why they are amazing.

MTM was my profile pic here long before yesterday. I was 7 when the MTM show started but it still had a major impact on me. Of everything I saw on TV as a kid, MTM was a vision of a life for my adult self that was aspirational. I wanted her apartment, her wardrobe, her autonomy, her friends, her career, her boyfriends…

As a straight white fellow, it definitely pushed the stereotype that I’m a slovenly half-wit whose only exercise comes from scratching himself with Cool Ranch caked fingers.

Okay but I totally love that font. My guilty pleasure font is Garamond.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

This is thw worst font. The monogram and pregnancy announcement font. I don’t know what it is called but I HATE IT.

Why just stick with Comic Sans or Papyrus when you can have the best of both worlds?

I’m sorry, was I supposed to be noticing Ralph Fiennes in The English Patient?

I *still* feel guilt over catching myself thinking he was hot in “Schindler’s List”. I mean, who does that?

But he is.

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

Wish he’d told Sessions:

Tension pneumothorax? Someone get him a needle chest decompression.

I am tiny but I would love to have a rainfall shower so I could feel like a tropical flower.