I’m a high school teacher and my students (juniors and seniors) have to do a presentation every year that requires business attire. Prior to the presentations I, naturally, explain what is and is not appropriate for business attire and when business attire is necessary in the real world (the number of kids who think…

My misandry allows me to enjoy the schadenfreude of watching all these high powered white men with their little basting stitches still intact.

something else I didn’t know:

Yes, and even the stitch holding kick pleats together, as well as the outer wrist tag on coats and suits. I mean, I’m a busy person! I don’t have time for this shit!

God, pencil skirts with their vent sewn shut make me want to wander around with manicure scissors.

What next?! That I’m supposed to cut my pockets open when a piece of thread is holding them closed?

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

Work poops are poops that you get PAID to take, though.

Or you just read the back of the shampoo/bodywash/conditioner bottle

Plush offices with multi-stall bathrooms are a pet peeve of mine. It’s just such a knee-jerk way to cheap out on your workspace! My office is lovely - original artwork, ergonomic conference room chairs, free coffee, organic milk. But when you walk into the bathroom, it’s the same stall dividers that you see in…

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

I feel your pain. Multi-stall bathrooms are awful. People talk on the phone and to each other and my sphincters clinch up and I know I’m going to get a UTI or something because EVERYONE SHOULD BE QUIET IN THE BATHROOM.

Welshcakes. I joined kinja to specifically let you all know about them. They are heavenly creations.

I like to think they’re super happy together, and are just living their best life, regardless of whether or not he actually becomes King. It’s like at this point he’s given up and said “You know what, fuckit, I’m going to go do me now.” and then waltzed on over to the sheep races.

I feel like they’re really happy together and it makes me happy even though I should know better.

I LOVE THESE REVIEWS. Can you get ALL the boxes EVER and review them like, every day?

The stripped down original just has that low down dirty simplicity that makes it such a good slow grinder. But I don’t hate the Rustie version. ETA: my vote goes for the genuine Ginuwine.

It’s treasonous when you think about it. You don’t even have to think about it very hard.

He’s a Christian evangelical millenarian — he’s actually rooting for an Israel-oriented nuclear apocalypse, because that’s how Jesus comes back. I’d be more comfortable with a Richard Wayne Gary Wayne presidency.

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