Strictly Ballet on YouTube.

Yeah - don’t we all have relatives and ancestors who were horrible people? Isn’t that just part of being people? I have ancestors who fought for the South in the Civil War, and others who served under Daniel Boone (possibly - they could have been lying hillbilles and I’d believe that too), and I am sure some of them…

Not only do some people (most people) appreciate it, the decent ones stack their empty plates and silverware to make it easier to grab.

Oh my God, the Chi-POLE-tay people.

“KARL-MAL?!” WTF?!

Reese’s is easy. You should see the battles fought over cara-mel and karl-mal that have been fought in my house.

This is EXACTLY like people that just have to be purposefully saying it CHIPOLTEY.

Batiste is crap. TresEmme is crap. Dove is alright, but smells too strong.

Batiste is crap. TresEmme is crap. Dove is alright, but smells too strong.

I’ve been out of fucks to give before, but this is the first time I’ve ever been out of bruhs.

I have used every dry shampoo known to man. Then I tried the Amika Perk Up Dry Shampoo and will never try another. It does what dry shampoo is supposed to do — it absorbs the excess oil and freshens up my hair without leaving white spots or making my hair stiff and sticky. I cannot rave enough about the product, and…

I have used every dry shampoo known to man. Then I tried the Amika Perk Up Dry Shampoo and will never try another.…

Facelifts never do what people hope they will.

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

It does seem as if some fairly crucial details were left out of this reporting.

In the woods, I assume.

He always has this puzzled look on his face.

I’m still holding out for the Jon Snow being half Targaryen theory

I actually like Kit as Jon Snow. But he definitely has a case of “who farted?” resting face.

No, it was Brcky.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.