I have a jewelry box full of earrings, and I wear the same diamond studs every single day. Fail.

Lipstick. From picking out the color to applying it. Lipstick is just a cryptic tube of mystery to me.

internet high five with my mouth full of reese’s

Controversial feminist opinion ahead:

A cute ponytail that doesn’t make me look like I tried to scalp myself and then stuck hair all over my head to look like multiple antennae. Or alternatively like I have several horns made of hair. With a few pulled-out brillo pads in the back comprising the actual tail. I want a volume-y, glossy situation like Tina’s.

CAMILLA NAMED QUEEN EVIL

And not the blissful Stimpy level joy, either.

I would wear adamantium Spanx. THAT would be empowerful.

I’m confused. She has blotchy pinkish hair that is so uneven it appears to have been chewed off, but a modest amount of extremely subtle makeup makes her feel like a clown? Does not compute.

Oooog, tell me about it! I sweat like a WOMAN, which is way more than any mere ‘guy’ gives off.... No way I’ma sit around marinating in those sweat-clothes all day.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Crouching Christianity, Creeping Sharia

I posted this the other day:

NAIL TALK YAY. I have pretty solid, quick growing nails so have no need to go acrylic. I had to chop them down for some guitring (BOOO) but last weekend I was rocking these nails to a wedding (based on the print of the dress):

Hahahahahahaaha what the hell? I’m currently in the market for shells like that (conference time, hey) and seriously, 450$? Even if I get mega rich someday no shirt is worth 450 fucking dollars. A really good coat? Sure. A gown for a very fancy event? Yeah. A little silk shell? I don’t care what heirloom factory it…

Everyone is recommending this bra, but it only goes up to size DD. Can we somehow encourage Moving Comfort to offer larger cup sizes???

Everyone is recommending this bra, but it only goes up to size DD. Can we somehow encourage Moving Comfort to offer…

Whoa. Did some Moving Comfort employees decide to get their marketing on?

Whoa. Did some Moving Comfort employees decide to get their marketing on?

you'd feel more sad if you would have had to sit through that horrendously boring storyline

Ok I have questions about waterlining. How do you do it without getting eyeliner gunk in the corner of your eyes/tearing up horribly? Because this would be me after about 5 minutes: