"We are on our way to work and we hate everything" is the best thing I've read all day.

Oh yes it can. I work for a pubLic library and I have to watch that "L" real close like.

If they stopped making everything sheer, they'd get a fortune from me.

I live in a part of the world where an education in a trade is not that unusual for a woman. Men get over having women as their peers, I found, during my career as a machinist. My family wasn't really weird about it either.

A spoolie brush will do the job too.

I always thought dire wolves were a mythological beast, until someone I know visited the La Brea Tar Pits.

Start with a separated keyboard, maybe see how you like it.

I buy ergo stuff for people all the time as my profession. Left-handed ergo mice are out there.

My problem with any illegal drug in pill form is that I could never bring myself to take a pill whose content I wasn't certain about.

You win another 1000 internets for not saying "ice hockey".

Wow, I have been struggling with makeup that stings my eyes. Primer doesn't hold my makeup in place, so it eventually winds up in my eyes and stings away.

I had a dilation with short-acting general anesthesia. I woke up 25 minutes later with an IUD and no pain. One hour later I wasn't even fuzzy around the edges.

I had my doctor knock me out with a short-acting anesthetic to insert my Mirena. There was no way I was doing it otherwise...but I'm in Canada, so the insertion and anesthesia were no cost.

I am keeping this one in my pocket for later.

I also have a basement cat. You need to find your cat in a relaxed and happy situation in front of a white curtain on a sunny day - that usually works for me.

I live where it's really cold and can't wear Docs. The rubber freezes and you go flying ass over teakettle. Otherwise I'd have had a pair from 1991 until the present.

Apple earbuds fall out of my ears every 10 seconds. I am a grown woman.

I have the Panasonic big guys. When you turn on the noise cancelling mic, you can't hear a sneeze from the guy sitting next to you. All is bliss.

I tire of seeing Alberta portrayed this way, even in jest.

Isn't that part of what happened to Elvis?