If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine.

I know, so many carbs!

I don’t watch Kimmel, but the various “do something mean and see how your kids react” stunts I’ve read about sure seem shitty. 

She’s sleeping her way to the bottom.

“Oh no, but won’t the Democrats own a government shutdown and pay in the next election?”

“You know who finds Timothee Chalamet very attractive? My wife, and it hurts my feelings.” -John Mulaney at last year’s Spirit Awards

they finally made a movie version of the hit slot machine Sharknado?

There will be lots of really bad hot takes for this, and I am here for it. This cover rules.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

He later hacked the printers to spit out a series of racial slurs, followed by a series of apologies, and then a series of screams, to really give potential subscribers a glimpse into the PewDiePie experience

This is weird as hell.

Man, I’m going to spend all weekend swapping out 3.5" floppies.

It’s easy to say “what’s the big deal” when talking about Game & Watch fire attack in the abstract, but its operating in several real world contexts, including centuries of genocide, oppression, and ongoing discrimination against indigenous people. For just as long, stereotypes have been used to denigrate and deny…

Laziest Amiibo ever.

uh, these are kids. Someone was just murdered on campus - there is having a stiff upper lip and there is understanding that these are kids and that they need to get away from this. They are not hardened military combat units. 

I do Netflix and Hulu and just steal the rest

Looks like the perp just drew...a Pot of Greed...

This is almost as good a ‘fuck you’ as Blizzard’s t-shirt response to whiny nerds crying about the lighting in Diablo 3 being too bright.

Yeah you wouldn’t like it here, you should stay home.

Is the game worth all this hoopla? I like the idea of a game with a physical toy component, but Disney Infinity, Skylanders, and LEGO Dimensions were all so simple and kiddie. There’s just not enough game there to justify all the money spent on the toys, unless you’re buying them for children.