Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...
I absolutely everything they’ve done with Doomfist. I was honestly worried he’d be a Lucio 2.0 in terms of black male representation, but he is a serious, strong, soft-spoken, and (my favorite) subtle nerd with all the anime/video/comic references. Honestly the references are in a place I wouldn’t expect because you…
He gave credit (and made multiple disclosures like this) after being called out for misrepresenting himself as a Times reporter in his bio (or at least for accidentally misleading people to believe he was). A lot of people thought he was one of the Times writers on the big stories this week!
I live in El Paso and am so sick of someone in Iowa telling me that the border is unsafe and we need a wall. It’s just not true and you aren’t qualified to have an opinion on this.
FUCK YOU BUZZFEED I AM NOT DONALD GOD DAMN TRUMP JR.
I assume any drugs the Kardashian/Jenner clan do are those amphetamine-based ones that keep your appetite down. They probably get some really good ones for rich people that don’t make your heart explode.
The over-arching theme of the show is “failure,” so I thought it appropriate.
The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.
Here’s one more.
Unfortunately.
I mean, if there was a New Donk travel bureau you have to imagine that’s exactly the kind of thing they’d say. Along with “You’ll go bonkers for New Donkers” and “Don’t DONK it until you’ve tried it!”
Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.
It never fails. People who’ve never been to the border think they know what’s best for the border. The closest border to the state of Alabama is about 1000 miles. In fact, Cuba is closer to Alabama than Mexico, so until Alabama builds a giant seawall to prevent illegal immigrants from Cuba, they shouldn’t be…
So why was there a rush to say she was at fault?
You’re wrong.
I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.
No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…
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