Oh, hey, why the FUCK did you make me look at this.

Having beaten everything in this game except the last mission and a handful of the outposts, I can confidently say this is a bad game which I do not like. The batmobile’s tank attributes are completely removed from Batman, and the layers added upon the brawling and predator system are seemingly too much for the…

Gotta make those Christmas sales, can’t lose them to streaming.

I hate that you’re the only comment I’ve found to agree with. She looks bizarre, and I totally believe it’s a modeling bug. I don’t get why reasonably plump Mei is so annoying to people.

BRUH. HE TRAINED HIS GODDAMN EYE TO BE LAZY. BRUHHHHH. THAT LEVEL OF COMMITMENT. #NEEDMEAFREAKLIKETHAT

But the game itself is only partially the point. A lot of it rests on the, uh, artistry of making it so hidden and convoluted. The journey was the prize, not the destination, etc..

The day alpha applications opened I applied, never got an email back. Got into a an open weekend alpha, couldn’t figure out why my game wouldn’t launch, haven’t thought about it since. Too bad Overwatch exists now.

So, that’s 100% Guillermo Del Toro, right? I wonder why he wasn’t under ‘cast’.

Theyre not far enough into the jogger side or the regular pants side, some kind of insane mongrel breed.

The leaks are def true considering it has the exact art of a character then unreleased.

There WAS that brawl

Also mei. And it takes a long time to charge back up. And she has a huge head hitbox. I really don't think DVA needs a nerf.

I'm away from my computer, does he still have an arc? As in, on Ilios Well, will he skate out of the hole? Because every new wall lets him go higher with his arc.

There’s definitely an actual one on the way. Max Landis penned, which excites me but (rightfully) frightens most.

I almost tore my hair up on attack when we had two snipers, a Lucio, a pharah and a mysterious sixth character I never saw. I was rheinhardt. Without strong offense players I'm literally dead.

What are ‘transformers’?

Fuck all these guys, but I love the “young person’s nightclub” line, because it implies you can’t be latino and lgbt, which is hilarious.

What are they from? I can't find sources. I know it's *a* hearthstone and maybe Diablo but I can't find those anywhere online

Shotgun Steve is life. Did you see American Ultra? It has a speech near the beginning which is constantly coming back to me in waves.

I was under the impression that Gawker-imprints had a memorandum to ignore or lambast anything Max Landis does. Little to no coverage for American Ultra, which smartly shed the conventions of the spy genre. No coverage for Mr. Right, which was a lovely, fun story which similarly played with themes. How are you going…