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Honestly, between this parent’s b-day party demands and others I’ve read on the internet, I think it’s all gotten out of hand—for pity’s sake, IT’S A KID’S BIRTHDAY! My 90s kid had all kinds of parties (from ponies to play center to aquatic center, to name a few), and my only request was that the kids showed up!

Most grocery stores have fly paper. Disgusting, but they get the job done.

Totally feasible. It’s probably got a gallon of the German equivalent of Aqua Net.

Actually, if everyone would just put angora products back on the hangers. DO NOT BUY ANGORA PRODUCTS...do you know what they do to get angora fur?

I have a crap ton of my grown daughter's baby clothes and fancy gowns from her childhood. I am in the planning stages of making a memory quilt to give to her, which will solve both the problem of "getting rid" of precious belongings (mama guilt), yet still retaining them. I plan on making a memory book of only super

Just tell them you've rented a storage place and put it in there. LOL. Otherwise, just tell them you are downsizing.

Poor lobster. RIP

whoa.

Actually, I beg to differ. I met my husband through Craig's List. We've been together 8 years and married for 3. LOL.

I really dislike "a large majority." Doesn't "majority" cover the "large" territory?

I see they are going for the "completely nuts" defense. My sincere hope is that they are punished and their "daycare" operation shut down. Disgusting people.

Sadly, yes. And I left feeling like a loser parent who didn't drive a Volvo station wagon (YES, there was one inside the convention center!), with all those gadgets and fancy things and baby classes and special doodads. It was quite overwhelming. I highly recommend someone who recently given NOT attend...

No, there is something even WORSE: Expecting parents/new parents expos. Went to one back in the day. Yeah, my first AND LAST baby expo.

I remarried, but my husband doesn't mind my being self-indulgent and somewhat lazy. It's the best of both worlds.

This poor little girl is SCARRED FOR LIFE. Fucking scumbuckets took these girls in because all they wanted was $$$$$. I hope they rot in hell but, in the meantime, I hope they lose EVERYTHING.

Yeah, I always think of good ones later on, but damn that was real zinger. LOL

ME TOO

LOL LOL

LMAO, GOOD COMEBACK!