You sound like my next door neighbor hahah!

I honestly don't think Commodus was crazy, just over confident and nurtured by elitism. Trump however… I actually feel he is insane. I do not use that lightly… but given everything we know about him… some of his closest friends said he shouldn't run for President because it would be bad for his mental state… I think…

Sad upvote.

oh ffs

already there. Trump, Kushner, Kelly, and Bannon. Those are the four powerhouses in the White House all with different agendas.

and more importantly it screwed up my more elaborate joke. Which consequently i'm glad about, because this is a terrible issue and I shouldn't have made fun of it at all. So… thanks?

Or, more likely… as with any successful creative there will always be those who love him, Those who hate him, Those who acknowledge he exists (whether for good or evil), and finally those who are so above everyone else that they know "my opinion is the right one and fuck everyone else"

What would we call this hypothetical war? World War Trump? World War Three: The worst timeline?

Trump as Herod? please… that requires a modicum of competence. If Trump is any ancient ruler he is Nero.

hey listen… this current republican party is the fucking worst… but they are not solely to blame. Partisanship has been an issue LONG before the USA ever existed. George Washington during his entire presidency fought against forming political parties for this very reason. Moreover, in recent years (say the past 50)……

the fuck? you are weird.

I knew she divorced him, but omg… I had no idea she had just given birth. What a fucking asshole. Seriously… other than being severely ill and infectious… or serving in the military in a combat zone… your wife and child come first in these circumstances. An unmitigated piece of shit… who lost his wife and probably his…

Partisanship has grown as niche websites have emerged to cater to literally every possible perspective. Rather than the internet bringing people together all it has done is divide us further. Which is why I personally place great blame on the internet tycoons who led us down this dark path out of their greed and…

I always assumed Breitbart was the right-wing version of the Onion. At least it makes a lot more sense that way.

Oh, now I understand… this whole time I was just wondering "who the hell drinks colt 45"

Imagine how kids felt watching Quantum of Solace. At least Die Another Day was stupid fun. QoS was just stupid. Not only that… ask most film/bond buffs "what Bond film came after Casino Royale" and nearly all of them will say Skyfall. Its like QoS is collectively being wiped from our memories. I for one… still resent…

You mean like the time he called all Mexican's rapists? Or like the time he insulted a judge because of his heritage? Or…

We all know the answer to that is never. Trump is unbearably embarrassed that his orange-skin tinge originated from his teeny tiny orange dick. I swear, his dad kept telling him "if you keep jerking off using an orange it will rub off"

well to be fair… have you tried to reach out and touch the wall? because maybe Trump built an invisible one already. Isn't that what he wants?

that is assuming Trump didn't want exactly this. He wants someone to be more vulgar than him, it both makes his point and distracts from Trump's family woes. He is effectively Trump's Luther (from Key and Peele)