Your logic fails with me. Give me back my slice.

No, send him to the CSA as a farewell gift.

Okay, you should not have little girls in your apartment.

Payback 2: White Man's Burden

Are you by any chance… https://www.citylab.com/des…

You manage to get inside the whole bag? Is this Tyrion? Please be Tyrion. I really can't wait for Game of Thrones. (Also, I know if you are Tyrion you have a real name, but that is less important than Tyrion to me). Tyrion.

police sarcasm is the number one cause of death for young rich white guys. stop taking it so lightly.

how did you feel that he went from asking the cop about how he can even stomach being a black cop (because other cops would presumably hate him) to literally seconds later insulting him for being black? Was that white privilege or just racism?

I honestly don't think he gives a shit about anyone any more.

or Dingus or dick for that matter.

bloody hell! you left the portal open to the alternate universe again. Here we have global warming, there you have global cooling. hence why its so fucking cold and all these nightmares are getting lose. how many times do I have to tell you to lower the lid on that toilet?

most of it isn't. You can thank Boston and all the other colleges for that one. Lots of people go to college and stick around. I think 90% of my graduating class lives within driving distance of Boston. My school was in between Boston/Prov and the locals considered us locusts, and we didn't consider the locals.

You left the door open didn't you.

Please… that is a step up as far as I'm concerned. At least he is sometimes funny.

damnit I didn't notice you said this.

carps? no thats a fish… either way I'm fairly sure you can eat the leather/material inside… no? so maybe they qualify as food in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is quickly approaching.

Kid Rock is LITERALLY (i'm allowed to use that now in this context) the President from Idiocracy so… maybe not?

Dan Rathers says stay optimistic.

See… money we would gladly pay. You asking for our treasures though…

see this is what i'm talking about when I say "New Englanders have some bite". Apparently they are also the fucking Borg.