“Never go through their stuff without permission” is such a big one. So many parents do not have this boundary (ahem, Mom).

Yeah, you can’t go from being silent on the matter of sex to “I want to be such a good liberal parent that I’ll let you have sex in your room. Have a box of condoms” and expect that to go over well.

an incisive person is one who is defined by clarity of analytical thought

*Someone’s* eager to be called names on the internet!

Fucking cheapskate humiliation fetishists.

As a mom of two little ones, my husband better have some nice lady locked down within a year. He can’t do this shit alone.

You can honor a marriage while participating in all the benefits of having a committed partnership. How does loneliness honor a spouse that is no longer living?

Depends on whether you consider “common” and “normal” to be the same thing.

Tourists and Suffolk students. Seriously, after every evening class I have everyone wants to go to the Beantown Pub. If I’m gonna go have a mediocre beer at a divey bar in that area, I’d rather go to 21st Amendment.

See “family man.” Nobody ever calls anyone a “family woman” because a) it’s a minimum expectation for all women, and b) we have plenty of words for the opposite.

It is very very pretty (it’s custom McQueen if anyone is curious). I love how demure and appropriate is deemed “old lady.” She’s the Duchess of Cambridge at her sister’s daytime wedding yet some people would still rather see her in, IDK, a sequined cocktail dress at 11 a.m. Would that we all be old ladies who look…

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

High star count? Is that supposed to be an indicator? I’ve seen some straight up racist shit have high star counts. That’s absolutely ridiculous. If as much effort was put into making it clear it was sarcasm was put into trying to tell me that I should have just known because reasons we wouldn’t be having this…

If you found it “disturbing” that someone who was investigated and cleared by her political rivals for the handling of e-mails, but were not more disturbed by the guy who doesn’t think people who are born in America are citizens and whose advisers don’t think Jews are people, then you need to ask yourself:

Whatever you need to tell yourself to go to sleep at night.

THIS. Why do some Americans consider their vote some kind of infinitely valuable personal blessing to be conveyed upon only those noble enough to receive it. Like the 2-year-old gifting Mommy with his precious turd.

The culture of censorship surrounding unpopular opinions by the left has always been oppression.

I cling to the hope that all the humans will die and Mother Nature will sigh, “FINALLY! So glad those ungrateful MFers are gone. Everyone else in the Garden of Eden, you all are now free to move about the cabin. Enjoy the rest of the ride. Should be smooth sailing from here on out.”

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”