If you found it “disturbing” that someone who was investigated and cleared by her political rivals for the handling of e-mails, but were not more disturbed by the guy who doesn’t think people who are born in America are citizens and whose advisers don’t think Jews are people, then you need to ask yourself:

Whatever you need to tell yourself to go to sleep at night.

THIS. Why do some Americans consider their vote some kind of infinitely valuable personal blessing to be conveyed upon only those noble enough to receive it. Like the 2-year-old gifting Mommy with his precious turd.

The culture of censorship surrounding unpopular opinions by the left has always been oppression.

I cling to the hope that all the humans will die and Mother Nature will sigh, “FINALLY! So glad those ungrateful MFers are gone. Everyone else in the Garden of Eden, you all are now free to move about the cabin. Enjoy the rest of the ride. Should be smooth sailing from here on out.”

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

I read this and thought, "Come on, it can't be THAT bad." Then I went and read the real essay. Holy shit, what an insufferable fucking idiot he is, and what a truly terrible story. I'm embarrassed for the NYT that they saw fit to publish this tripe.

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

I typically try to stay away from sweeping generational blame, but this morning someone in my FB feed posted a phenomenally depressing infographic that displayed the voting preferences for the Brexit broken down by age group, along with “how many years they’ll live with this decision”. Damn if it wasn’t the most…

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

Meghan Trainor ... I actually like a lot of her songs, in a “this is catchy and I won’t change the station when it comes on” way. But I was surprised, and not in a good way, when I learned she wasn’t black. (Yes, I still get most of my exposure to new music on the radio.) She is trying really, really hard to sound…

I am of the belief that it’s not so much that black audiences don’t want white artists exploring a black sound: the issue is that white artists can be bad while employing black style and still be successful.