I can’t be the only one who thought this was kinda funny, can I? Or am I totally wrong this time?

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”

Fuck Backstrom and his constantly-playing GEICO commercial. I hope he gets in a fender bender with an uninsured motorist!

Well, at least we know that Tebow wasn't part of the deal.

It was a dumb tweet.

Thorne’s “that green jacket’s well within reach” was pretty effing funny.

Dude, you’ve already made this joke today, let it go.

“Empty inside and could’ve used some more swearing” is a pretty apt metaphor for Tim Tebow.

This is interesting news. And like every other piece of interesting news the day before the draft, is probably complete and utter bullshit spewed by the teams sitting 20+ that want him to fall

Thank God, I thought you were going to say he was gay or something.

Positive or Negative - if you haven’t actually played the game, then leaving a review is completely fucking shitty. Even if what you hear about the game turns you off... if you haven’t actually PLAYED it and you leave a review... Fuck you. I don’t care how big of assholes the developer/publisher supposedly are.

“Pizzeria overwhelmed with annoying phone calls, so I decided to call them to ask about it”

Or the numbers are pure coincidence, like the dev himself stated.

So...

If they could have just waited a few years to make the transfer of power, we'd likely be seeing Johnny Manziel handing off to Adrian Peterson for the 5-11 Cowboys.

Sounds like the the officer believes the cops that arrested Freddie were negligent but did not intend for him to die. That's not that crazy of a limb to jump out on.

Bollocks, I’ll fuck Rupert Murdoch if I want to.

No offense, Leslie, but I’m pretty sure you’re on NPH’s unfuckable list, too.

Valve runs a publishing platform. Everything published on Steam is subject to the same cut on the profits. That cut is far less than any other publisher takes.