OK, I also bought that mani/pedi groupon. But it was only $19! #sorryfeminists

Good point.

Is cervical stimulation a thing? The only thing I'm stimulated to do when my dude's (rather large) penis bonks my cervix is yelp in pain and push him off me.

I met a cute guy over the weekend and already know what song I'd like for our first dance. #sorryfeminists

This really strikes chord with me, especially "driving weird places almost involuntarily." My father died when I was 11, and because I was so concerned about not making my friends and peers feel uncomfortable around me, I never really talked about his death and tried to act like it was no big deal throughout my…

Thank you! I had the same reaction to the Streisand/Gould offspring tidbit. How have I made it to 33 without knowing this?

Did anyone else hear Romney say something that sounded like "Would I tell him to grab Simpson balls? Yes, I would tell him to grab Simpson balls!" That was at the exact moment I turned on the TV and I was all "Yeah, I like where this debate is headed."

I submit for your approval...my Smudge-face Killah

Too much guilt this early in the morning. I am the youngest of 7, most likely my mom's favorite, and a registered nurse to boot. I just moved away from my hometown (Woo hoo Buffalo!) for grad school in NYC. My mom is 77, a widow, in OK health but not at her healthiest. The only remaining sibling in Bflo is dealing…

Yeah that was the most exciting part of Dirt Bag for me too! I rode my bike past La Marina on Sunday (which is technically in Inwood) and OMG I was probably thisclose to Jay & Bey! In my neighborhood!

I'm a cashmere. velvet. candycane.

All About my Mother by Almodovar. The colors, the set design, the sweeping shots of Barcelona...gah it makes me want to pick up and move to Spain and take care of pregnant nuns and other people on the fringes of society.

Has anyone ever seen the film All About My Mother? This song is playing as Manuela approaches Barcelona in a taxi, with some incredible sweeping scenes of the city and then as they drive through the "field" where the sex workers hang out and do their thing. No matter how many times I watch the movie, that scene and…

This one does it for me.

Ahora en espanol.

Thank god Friday Night Lights makes the cut, because otherwise I would have to tear up my Feminist card, y'all.

Hey funboys, get a room!

The first email I ever received from my mom was sent while she was on a cruise. The subject: "CRUIZN" and the message: "WE ARE CRUZIN LOVE JAMAICA NO BOB MARLEY YET LOVE YOUR MOM"

Bob Marley

In the months before the election in 2008, I kept having sexy dreams about him in exotic locales, but I would always wake up JUST before consummation. SO FRUSTRATING.