This is a wildly bad take, but I guess we’re all entitled to our opinions around here.

From your lips the the Swamp God’s ear.

“increasingly unhinged punishments”

I guess you didn’t see Kong: Skull Island, because in that, Kong is colossally huge. Which they deliberately did so they could have him be big enough to fight Godzilla in next year’s Godzilla vs. Kong.

When I signed up for DC Universe, this was the show I was most excited about. And as good as Doom Patrol was (and it was soooo good), based on the trailers I still think Swamp Thing could end up being their best show of the first batch.

A lot of these comments are messed up. I expected the occasional bit of trolling, but it’s like the comment section is basically one big collective shrug and wisecrack. Obviously, we should wait for the responses from all parties involved, but this is a serious accusation. And I know the whole “if the genders were…

Chris Kattan was sexually harassed by Amy Heckerling and everybody only focuses on Lorne Michaels and mocks Chris Kattan? Okayyyyyyyyy...

In what universe is “I must fuck Chris Kattan” a condition for getting a movie made?

Wait? What? Back up! When did this happen? Why didn’t anybody tell me about this? Somebody paid Chris Kattan to write an autobiography?! About himself?

they went in a completely different direction with an out of control woman who felt like a failure as a mother

“Highly intelligent psychopath”? That could be any one of several members of the Bush administration!

is a bizarrely unexciting setting,

Wow there are a lot of shitty hot takes in this article.

Is it a straight adaption or a story based on that time period and inspired by the game? KOTOR was actually based off a 90’s comic series called Tales of the Jedi, so there’s plenty of expanded universe material for them to pull from.

Also: “Xbox classic”? It was released on numerous platforms, including PC and Mac.

KOTOR remains the best, and most original, Star Wars story told over the last 30 years.

They have to top Skynet from getting the sports almanac and taking over Hill Valley.

Yes, like I said, the studio decided very early that they wanted to promote that Arnold was the good guy. That’s why the promotions all revealed that Arnold was the good guy and the trailer had the “come with me if you want to live” line. But during production, it was kept top-secret, because it was supposed to be a…

Schwarzenegger does indeed turn up in a cabin in the woods

I’ll be back!