Same way I make mine work when I tell people I was a tunnel rat in ‘Nam.

I just gave this film a bad review on Rotten Tomatoes.

The “How to date a demonic shapeshifter” are going to be creepy AF.

I continue to detest the bit where he tosses around Thor’s hammer like it’s nothing, thus invalidating the whole cool buildup where nobody else is worthy to handle the thing.

>they should have made this Iron Man 3, gotten rid of Iron Man 3

Why would they get rid of the best MCU film.

Statute, and yes. However, since they aren’t actually trying to convict Jackson of anything, they aren’t bound by such trivialities.   

People watched Real Sex because they were 12 year olds expecting to see Cinemax-esque softcore porn and instead got traumatized by footage of middle-aged nudist colonies.

Sigh. I miss O’Neal.

If I remember correctly, you’re supposed to post a picture of Peter Dinklage with a hula hoop.

Can we just stop pretending these people matter? It’s really starting to get to me how this site can keep writing just enough great and insightful articles to keep me checking it out and then publishing stuff like this which doesn’t matter at all. The critic score will be probably fine and the movie will make a…

It’s Greek for “male reproductive fluid”.

Maybe it’s not a typo. Sometimes everything is not as it scemes.

I don’t see nothin wrong...

Yeah considering that Ms. Rife normally goes to the movie theater with a pair of knives to eviscerate movies, I was surprised too 

THEY CAME TOGETHER is another fairly successful romcom genre parody, but with a zany, almost Zucker-ish tone, where the Baxter is more sincere and grounded. Both brought to you by The State/Wet Hot American Summer alums.

I got a kerfuffle notification for this?

Man, all I got from my head injury is this persistent vegetative state.

Hey, don’t forget the time John Candy’s head injury trapped him inside his own soap opera!

“To be sure, the truly hardened cynic will find plenty to pick apart in the new Rebel Wilson-led rom-com, Isn’t It Romantic. But such committed misanthropes, by definition, don’t enjoy much of anything”

This is a sad comedown for the genre. I remember when brain damage was a solution for Harrison Ford’s ethical and moral failings, not to mention bad parenting and worse lawyering, instead of just self-esteem problems.