Don't worry, Big Tex! The symptoms can be treated.

Huh. I didn't realize Oregon was so...theocratic.

Florida: Mazda Miata.

"Compromised" means "the dickwad we hired didn't know that even though the office bros laughed at the picture he found on 4chan, we're in shit if he posts it."

As a former tanker ( 2/11 ACR) I gotta say this rates as one of the most asinine stunts I've seen one the internet. These people are lucky it wasn't a beehive round he fired; it would have cleared the street for 2 or 3 blocks. ...just... just stunningly stupid.

Occam's Razor. Someone wrote a bot that uploads tiny, randomly generated (within the confines of obvious parameters) videos and the internet wonders what the hell is going on. Nothing is going on, it's there because it can be.

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

As a freelance photojournalist in the US, I have boundless levels of awe and respect for those who venture into such dangerous areas to cover news. They risk their lives to inform the rest of us. This is a great service to humanity. Be safe, and happy shooting to you all.

Thanks Wes for this great snippet of into the…

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

"I don't know where you think you are, little girl, but we don't keep shit like that here as a keepsake. We put it in a casserole dish with cream of mushroom soup, Velveeta, and tater tots, then pop it an oven for an hour or so."

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

Or in LA and New York they want their dogs to match their outfits.

Let me save you some time and energy. You're addressing a moron on the internet. You will not change his mind. I give you props for being a decent person, but in this you will achieve no victory. Just tell him to own up to his feelings and try sucking a dick, he'll probably like it.

Or it's even better to find out where they work and report them to their employers... just saying :)

Kind if reminds me of Tony Yeboah

did my best to reply to these idiots..

This still makes more sense than drafting someone upon the suggestion of a homeless person.

Pacers look to become the first team to win a title after having gone fishin' earlier in the playoffs.

The trip did get off to a pretty slow start, though, on account of Hibbert taking nearly half an hour to find the net.

These trips don't always work. Manti Te'o was in shambles after a catfishing expedition last year.