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Yeah, I’m sure a 15-year-old edgelord knows all about East Germany.

I think you mean consequence culture 

Maybe if you cry really loudly about it someone will care?

Lol. Yeah, it’s almost exactly like that, genius!

lolno

When is going to be the time? It’s on solid political ground (polling at 60%). And $15 equates to a little over $30,000 a year, which is already dubious as a “livable” wage. Really, the time was 10 years ago.

“It’s the fantasy of an ordinary married woman having a lifetime-hot extended fuckfest with a roving hottie who longs for her forever ever” explains the whole appeal of the book, no article needed, though?

I took the article to be pointing out that the cheesy parts of the book were a result of the author writing the male love interest as a Gary Stu (and also calling out some of the more wack parts, like, leaving a letter to your kids about how hot a fuck the guy you cheated on their dad with was). It’s not hard at all

Well, it does that to you. It’s a bit harsh to claim that if the author doesn’t nod along with that part of the book, it’s only because she’s too young or too unlucky in love to really get it. I’m the first person to take a swipe at Jez authors for trying to be hip and Above It All, but I don’t see it at all strange

Is there any reason to think that a writer now in her 50s would love and appreciate this book, other than that she probably read it in the 1990s when she was younger, and now has a nostalgic love for it?

I’m not against fantasizing at all. I think it’s healthy!

As you can see I have trouble ditching the sarcasm in most circumstances. 

Yes, I was definitely postulating new testament theory in my sarcastic Jezebel comment.

So is Aaron Rodgers making his "college buddy" move out?

It’s, uh, *interesting* that the Olivia Munn interview suggesting a famous ex was gay came out in, checks notes, August, mere weeks after the Danica breakup and now, just 3 months later there’s an engagement between two people who’ve been “long distance dating” between two whole ass countries during a global pandemic. 

I really don't have to give money to people who, all things considered, would really be okay with me being killed.

I can already hear the voices of conservatives suddenly pretending to give a shit about Harry Potter.

This isn’t a case of him liking pineapples on pizza, this is a case of morality. Yes theres plenty of shitty people out there working on all sorts of cool stuff, and what we’re doing here is trying to make sure that big corporations understand that hiring people like him or taking on projects from people who think

Keep exposing them and we will stop buying there stuff.